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11-01-2011, 06:14 PM
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Things my kids do that make me fook'n nuts: 000001
Daughter: oh dad I love this song, turn it up, turn it up!
Me: i turn radio up ***Move clock forward 10 seconds*** Daughter: dad, dad, dad,... Me: " I turn radio down", what"... Daughter: where are we going? Me: Burger king Turn music back up ***Move clock forward 10 seconds*** Repeat entire scenario 10 to 15 times just changing question each time. Me: finally irritated I turn the music off... Daughter: dad, dad, dad,... Why did you turn the music off, I was listening to it?! You never let me listen to the radio! Me: AAaaaaaarrrrrrggggg!!!!
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11-01-2011, 06:20 PM
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Stand in the doorway to my bedroom, at 2:30 AM, whispering at the top of her lungs, "Daaaadeeee... Daaaaadeeeee... Are you awake? I can't sleep."
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11-01-2011, 06:51 PM
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Add raging hormones and some cute little breasts.....I pitty you.
 
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On this lonely road, trying to make it home, doing it by my lonesome-pissed off, who wants some?  "The right of the people to keep and bear arms."  "Gimme back, gimme back my bullets"    
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11-01-2011, 06:56 PM
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Toots and I raised two daughters.
Now we are grandparents to a little girl. It's worth it. Trust me!
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David John Riding my motorcycle is life. Everything before and after is just waiting.                   
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11-01-2011, 07:23 PM
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I turn off the filter when my fish misbehave
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BAAAA BAAA BAAA "Blame Russ in 2012" "Can We Still Blame Russ in 2013" who's to blame in 2014? OH THIS IS SO NOODLES FAULT Chitty Chitty              
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11-02-2011, 08:02 AM
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Short track...
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Hi I'm Tom. Darned if I can remember anyone else's name.   MDCGA The Road Goes On Forever... To Ride is Life... In search of the Doof 43. . . .     .......  . .  Colorado Motel Wreckers 2012 ... Midnight Riders of The Beartooth 2013...   
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11-02-2011, 06:04 PM
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Quote:
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Yolkum Cages are for those who wish they could be free.
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11-02-2011, 06:11 PM
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Quote:
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David John Riding my motorcycle is life. Everything before and after is just waiting.
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11-03-2011, 06:52 AM
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Daddy, Daddy, I'm going to be on MTV television.
Oh, really, what show? 16 and pregnant.
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 “We are all capable of believing things which we know to be untrue, and then, when we are finally proved wrong, impudently twisting the facts so as to show that we were right. Intellectually, it is possible to carry on this process for an indefinite time: the only check on it is that sooner or later a false belief bumps up against solid reality, usually on a battlefield.”—George Orwell, 1946 "The race may not always be to the swift nor the victory to the strong, but that's how you bet." - or - that's how the smart money bets...attributed to Damon Runyon
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11-03-2011, 12:22 PM
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BAAAA BAAA BAAA "Blame Russ in 2012" "Can We Still Blame Russ in 2013" who's to blame in 2014? OH THIS IS SO NOODLES FAULT Chitty Chitty
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