Want to join the Doof Clenas? Sign up here to Prospect and state your intentions...

[SafetyMan]

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

First off, learn to say it right. Doof Clenas (Clēnas). Long "e". There.

I can neither confirm not deny his proper annunciation. He IS from the left coast....

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

13c. Introduce yourself in the "My Story, the Beginning..." Forum!

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http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=202561

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

1. State (in a reply to this thread you're reading right now) your intent (Prospect, Hangaround, Friend or Foe) pick only one.

Um, check?

Wrong spot... but the verbage is there....
http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=202561

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

4. State (in a reply to this thread you're reading right now) your intended moniker (asshat, cat collector, Gazinta squad, etc.). This must be different than your username on the forum.
Trust me when I say that you want to choose this yourself instead of letting us do it.

j.) You may "reply to this thread you're reading right now" by clicking on this here button:

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http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...postcount=2685

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

5. If you have selected Prospect, you must add "Doof" or "43" in some way to your Avatar OR Custom User Title OR Signature.... NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Note: This applies only here and at VTF. Optional at any other forum.

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http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...47&postcount=2

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

3. If you have selected Prospect, we may decide to ask a Doof member who lives within striking distance to Sponsor you... good luck... we mostly don't want to be bothered.

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http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...postcount=2686

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

6a. 2: A proper introduction in the My Story, the Beginning... area could either help or hurt you, but is nevertheless strongly suggested.

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http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=202561

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

11. Once a Sponsor has volunteered to take your sorry ass on, you must do the following: Ride to a state or county highway 43 (preferably in the company of at least your Sponsor, but this is not strictly required)... any state, any highway 43... and take a photo of your bike with the highway 43 sign. Post it in the appropriate thread. No highway 43 nearby... not our problem.

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http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...postcount=1241

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

Note: Hooking you up with a Sponsor may take up to 72 hours, as we will try to find someone local to you. If you already know someone you would like to be your sponsor, let us know.

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http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...postcount=2685

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

Important - Don't Screw Up This Next One:

43A. Once you have completed your 43 ride, YOU MUST UPLOAD YOUR QUALIFYING PIC TO THIS OTHER THREAD with your name, date of ride, and any supporting pics.

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http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...postcount=1241

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

7. Once ALL above is complete, you have shown yourself to have the proper Doof mettle... you will be put up for a vote among the bretheren for full membership.

I reckon I don't know what he's missing.... He did some of his shit sideways, but who hasn't?