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'zINt toe
What happens when your foot interfaces-in-not-a-nice-way with a bed frame post, like at the start of a new day???????
You get...... 'zINt toe!!!!! p.s. I already rubbed some dirt on it.
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Give it a cookie. . .it'll be fayhn. . .
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Sorry, Ken. Were there only seven curse words said?
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I hate when that happens!
You should probably put some dirt on it , me thinks.
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Usually a lot of hopping around and some rather loud expletives.
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whut he said !
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The only way to top that is to stub it AND rip a toe nail off.
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Did something similar last year. Crammed my little toe into a turnbuckle on the boat.
Can you say spiral fracture...
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That made me cringe. OUCH
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Ouchie!
Been there. Foot doc said tape it up.
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I like them and cashews best.
Tom, if I say spiral fracture or spirochete or whatever, will you combine post 7 and 9? That's because he didn't want to touch it himself. You're a big guy, Mike. The sun can't get to you feet. Desenex.
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Details, details...
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Nope. No cookie. Ate a cookie Monday morning. It proceeded to detach a crown. Visited the dentist after work on Tuesday. $208 was the fee, my share: $10.20. Glad I have insurance....
I had to be quiet, so I imagined cuss words. I did say 'Ouch' real loud, however, which rattled Mia the wonder dog. She avoided me most of the morning..... I lost the nail offa my left big toe in my motorcycle accident many years ago. Had a soft cast on my leg/ankle/foot assembly, which left the toes exposed. Proceeded to bump the nail-less big toe into more than one stair step. Easy to do when one is on crutches and lives on the second floor of a two story apartment building.... I've seen plenty of self induced stars to last a life time..... mrs. o recommended tape, too. Naturally, I said 'bah!' This is the second time I broke this toe. First time was in college, while playing ultimate frisbee when drunk and barefoot. Yep. That's me. Mr. Indestructible....... I've earned the right to fly the following patch and do so with pride.......
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Sounds about right, Ken.
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I don't got no hemorrhoids? The sun gets on my feet when I sit. I use udder balm on em to keep them soft.
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