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Old 12-28-2011, 05:13 PM
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'zINt toe

What happens when your foot interfaces-in-not-a-nice-way with a bed frame post, like at the start of a new day???????


















































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'zINt toe!!!!!



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Old 12-28-2011, 05:21 PM
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Old 12-28-2011, 06:07 PM
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Old 12-28-2011, 09:31 PM
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I hate when that happens!


You should probably put some dirt on it , me thinks.
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Old 12-28-2011, 09:41 PM
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What happens when your foot interfaces-in-not-a-nice-way with a bed frame post, like at the start of a new day???????


















































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'zINt toe!!!!!



p.s. I already rubbed some dirt on it.
Good fo you !

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I hate when that happens!


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Old 12-28-2011, 09:51 PM
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The only way to top that is to stub it AND rip a toe nail off.
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Old 12-28-2011, 09:51 PM
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Did something similar last year. Crammed my little toe into a turnbuckle on the boat.



Can you say spiral fracture...
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That made me cringe. OUCH
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Ouchie!

Been there. Foot doc said tape it up.
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I like them and cashews best.

Tom, if I say spiral fracture or spirochete or whatever, will you combine post 7 and 9?


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Ouchie!

Been there. Foot doc said tape it up.
That's because he didn't want to touch it himself. You're a big guy, Mike. The sun can't get to you feet. Desenex.
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....Tom, if I say spiral fracture or spirochete or whatever, will you combine post 7 and 9?....
Details, details...
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Give it a cookie. . .it'll be fayhn. . .
Nope. No cookie. Ate a cookie Monday morning. It proceeded to detach a crown. Visited the dentist after work on Tuesday. $208 was the fee, my share: $10.20. Glad I have insurance....

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Sorry, Ken. Were there only seven curse words said?
I had to be quiet, so I imagined cuss words. I did say 'Ouch' real loud, however, which rattled Mia the wonder dog. She avoided me most of the morning.....

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The only way to top that is to stub it AND rip a toe nail off.
I lost the nail offa my left big toe in my motorcycle accident many years ago. Had a soft cast on my leg/ankle/foot assembly, which left the toes exposed. Proceeded to bump the nail-less big toe into more than one stair step. Easy to do when one is on crutches and lives on the second floor of a two story apartment building....

I've seen plenty of self induced stars to last a life time.....



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Ouchie!

Been there. Foot doc said tape it up.
mrs. o recommended tape, too. Naturally, I said 'bah!'

This is the second time I broke this toe. First time was in college, while playing ultimate frisbee when drunk and barefoot.

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Sounds about right, Ken.
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Tom, if I say spiral fracture or spirochete or whatever, will you combine post 7 and 9?




That's because he didn't want to touch it himself. You're a big guy, Mike. The sun can't get to you feet. Desenex.
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