FOR LADIES ONLY!! ;)

[Lady Godiva]

New Medications for Women Only

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved
out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increase s life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... Can we get naked
now?.."

B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary or phone number.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as
nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it
herself.

[y2k king]

somebody's gonna make alot of money with those drugs.

[OLDMsocko]

I hope I don't get into trouble for reading this thread.

[trmn8r]

no, just for posting to it so others know you read it... ah wait CRAP now I did it.

You know as soon as you say "Women Only" men
get in touch with (something?) thier femaine side
and just have to look! Same with us ladies.
SoooOOOoo where is the men only?

[trackstar55]

Dont feel bad OLDMsocko, I read this post too......uh wait, dang it,,,,,,,,no didn't

[bobsled77]

i'm just here for the beer

i'm just here for the chicks

[bobsled77]

Originally Posted by pops

i'm just here for the chicks

you ol' dog!

Lady G, can you hook me up with some of that damnitol? It doesn't show up on pee tests does it?

[racindude]

ooopppppssss..............



I peeked too.............

I snuck in to get a peek at Lady G's pic. How'd she get that croc to cross it's back legs?????????