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03-06-2009, 08:48 AM
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Actually Officer, I Really Don't Know How Fast I Was Going
Speedometer cable broke on the way to work yesterday. I must have crimped it when I put the windshield on and the cable itself broke where it was bent funny. I knew windshields were evil.
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03-06-2009, 09:50 AM
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If it's a State Trooper, just tell them you know Major Bob. And, if they check with him and he asks how you know him, just tell him I told you.
a'course he doesn't know my "alter ego" name...
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03-06-2009, 09:51 AM
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03-06-2009, 09:53 AM
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03-06-2009, 09:56 AM
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 Just sayin'
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03-06-2009, 01:24 PM
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Just say "no" to windshields.
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03-06-2009, 01:36 PM
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just hit the throttle and run if johnny law comes a callin' 100 is about 4grand on the tach...
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03-06-2009, 06:12 PM
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03-06-2009, 07:32 PM
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I love my windshield(s)........especially when I used to smoke while riding.......
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BAAAA BAAA BAAA "Blame Russ in 2012" "Can We Still Blame Russ in 2013" who's to blame in 2014? OH THIS IS SO NOODLES FAULT Chitty Chitty
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03-06-2009, 07:50 PM
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Yeah, trying to smoke and ride without a shield sucked. I used to get two or three decent drags when I was at speed.
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03-06-2009, 07:52 PM
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BAAAA BAAA BAAA "Blame Russ in 2012" "Can We Still Blame Russ in 2013" who's to blame in 2014? OH THIS IS SO NOODLES FAULT Chitty Chitty
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