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Old 12-02-2008, 07:33 AM
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Dear Mr. swmnkdinthervr. . .

Once upon a time, in a far away land known as ES, I rode with the mighty fuzzy chap man on an epic journey into lands where one has to wear a helmet. At a stop at the state line to don said helmets, the fuzzy chap man announced that all who rode with him that day were eligible for Delinquent status. Not wanting to give up my gAZINTa periwinkle, or my Mistress T title, I foolishly did not make the request.

Hopefully you will accept my apologies for said delay (I blame it on the oxygen supply being cut off to my brain by the helmet from which I am just now recovering) and accept my application for gAZINTa-Delinquent status. Yes, I am a woman and yes I want it all. I'm not much of a , really more of a and there was that one time that I , but that's a story for another thread.

If you accept bribes, I have been known to bake cookies. . .

Thank you in advance for your consideration of said request.
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Old 12-02-2008, 07:55 AM
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:10 AM
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he likes ......just saying
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:18 AM
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:24 AM
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you have to tag team him......
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:27 AM
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:34 AM
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