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Old 12-22-2007, 09:15 PM
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Have you ever had to "bump" start a friend's bike in the parking lot of a local HD dealership??
I know I have....
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No, but whlle videotaping a family bit at the local HD dealer for our 5 min. video for Deal or no Deal, I'm using the video camera and a guy in the background forgets to take off his front rotor lock (whilst i'm rolling video) and goes 3 feet and does the "laugh in" tricycle drop....bam. Fuggin' Embarrassing situation. Dude picked up his bike and his ego, and unlocked said part and hauled as$ outta there......
Hate to laugh at others misfortunes but watching it and listening to my narration being surprised as hell was later very much funny....
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Loose ground?
Bad starter.....
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Old 12-22-2007, 11:03 PM
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I don't know who this mystery friend is that you keep starting threads about, but I think that you need to find a better class of friends.
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Your friend needs a new bike...Black, maybe...
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Tell us more Rick. Who was this mystery friend who has a bike with a bad starter again that you had to sit on while two others were pushing until the old lady called one over to dumpster dive and you and the other one maraculously started the bike at that point I imagine in 3rd gear?
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I don't know who this mystery friend is that you keep starting threads about, but I think that you need to find a better class of friends.
Wasn't Mike.

I'm not saying who it is, but his name is Doug....

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Wasn't Mike.

I'm not saying who it is, but his name is Doug....

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Didn't say Mike..just "mystery friend."
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Didn't say Mike..just "mystery friend."
I know you didn't.

All the other kids just assume....

Plus, "Mystery friend" is always what they tell Mom and Dad they have before admitting they're gay....
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I know you didn't.

All the other kids just assume....

Plus, "Mystery friend" is always what they tell Mom and Dad they have before admitting they're gay....

So now your admitting your gay?







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Wasn't Mike.
I'm not saying who it is, but his name is Doug....

Just sayin'...

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