So this guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey

[Slick]

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink for himself
and asks for some water for the primate. The barman obliges.

However, while he's supping, the monkey is less interested in the liquid
refreshment. He grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs
some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one
of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,
somehow swallows it whole.

The barman screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table---whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats
everything in sight, the little bugger. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball.

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders
a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. The Barman
recognises the primate.

"I'm sorry fella, but after the last time I'm going to have to ask you and
your monkey to leave."

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry
on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it.

The barman is disgusted. "Did you just see what your monkey did?" he asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his ass, pulled it out, and ate it!"
said the barman.

"Yeah, well that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight - but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures
everything first."

[Parks]

LOL!!!

[stoney]

[J's 02]

That was good...

[fuel2thunder]

I liked that one too....



Dennis

[y2kflhr]

[Q-Dog]

[NSBK]

[dzlfitr]

eeewwwwwwwww.

[ColdRider]

:roflbac

A stretched sphincter can't be a good thing......