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Old 11-26-2011, 09:50 AM
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Mebbe a bunch of us could show up at yer house n' show her how stupid we can REALLY be.....
Well there's an idea...

And sing the scarecrow song, If I only had a brain followed up with Happy, Happy - Joy, Joy....
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Old 11-26-2011, 09:58 AM
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DAMN......ya'll have me scared now!! Besides, umm, my home isn't really kidproof, so I'd need LOTS of advance notice if you were gonna come over.
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Old 11-26-2011, 06:42 PM
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The best revenge is to rock out big time at a stoplight when you got all her little minions in the cage with you. Turn it up to 11 and roll down the windows, jam along and fist pump, sweet victory!

I find Ozzie or GNR to be particularly horrific for those paybacks.
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Old 11-26-2011, 07:04 PM
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I will most definitely be trying that one.
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tell her I want my dollar back....
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Old 11-27-2011, 10:35 AM
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well I think this says it all...

kids and were painting blocks last night with their friends in the garage.
My wife and I went to the kitchen to get some food to eat for supper.

We returned 5 minutes later to this...
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Old 11-28-2011, 07:07 AM
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tell her I want my dollar back....
she already spent it on booze...
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Old 11-28-2011, 07:36 AM
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First, she's a good judge of character.

Second, at 14...the head spins 360, she hates you and wishes you were dead, you're the stupidest human being on the planet...oh...can you take me and my friends to the movies???:rollback:

Truly bipolar behavior.

Yesterday I drew the short straw and had to wake the 15 year olds up for church after having been out until 12:30 the night before at the WPIAL playoff game. The boy wasn't too bad but the girl alternated between tears and a muted whimper until after a shower and breakfast.


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The best revenge is to rock out big time at a stoplight when you got all her little minions in the cage with you. Turn it up to 11 and roll down the windows, jam along and fist pump, sweet victory!

I find Ozzie or GNR to be particularly horrific for those paybacks.

In our neck of the suburbs, Run DMC works much better or Public Enemy if you really need to make a statement. The boy is tougher. When the old school rap stopped working I switched to Louis Prima and he even seems to be digging that. The force is strong with this one...
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you have to keep her from Keith....a bad influence for sure...lol
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At least she wasn't spinning in the drill press.... When does she get her first Harley?
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Yesterday day my 6 year old daughter was in full piss and vinegar mode and was demanding kool-aid for breakfast after being told multiple times by my wife that she could not have it. This quickly escalated and landed my daughter in slightly restrained time out on the kitchen floor... This time out started at 2 minutes and before it was over had hit 14 minutes...
The little girl is bullheaded to say the least.
Not sure where she gets that from? ...

During this tantrum she let it be known that she hated the mayflower and the pilgrims and thanksgiving... very un-American

At this point I can't take it anymore and begin to laugh at her and this new line of insults she has embarked on...

I had just become her new focus for her rage... so at this point with eye brows furrowed and teeth gritted she lets me have it...

"Those guys you ride your motorcycle with are stupid! they are stupid and they don't even like you!..."


ouch... that stung.

So I smiled and said of course they are stupid... they are Doofs. It's part of the job description and half of them are zints, so they have to not like me.

she was not impressed.
I love kids..... other people's. Not sure I could tolerate any of my own if I had to deal with stuff like that for long.
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I love kids..... other people's. Not sure I could tolerate any of my own if I had to deal with stuff like that for long.
you sort of become numb to it...

although incidents like this do make you stop for a second and say holy shit...
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