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Old 05-25-2010, 07:37 PM
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FOR BEING SUCH A HEAVY BIKE...

the back end of an Ultra sure can
slide out from under you.


Specially on smooth pavement, and just a little
too much rear brake.



Laid over far enough to hear the kick stand.




I saved it.
Fukcin' ass gasket driveing a pick-up truck
with no lights in thre rear what so ever.
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Old 05-25-2010, 07:40 PM
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Nice save! I've had Vader's ass totally sideways in a panic stop on white intersection paint.....It ain't fun.
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Old 05-25-2010, 07:44 PM
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When the roads are wet I do that in the sidecar rig all the time.
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Old 05-25-2010, 07:59 PM
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My ankle hurts just thinkin' about it.





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Old 05-25-2010, 09:27 PM
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:50 PM
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Glad you're alright, but have you managed to get the seat upholstery out of your backside yet? That high a pucker factor can generate some serious suction...
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Done it before and had a few sparks coming from the board. Don't remember how I got it back up and riding, but it was a while before the shaking stopped. Frickin horse in the road. No lights on him either.
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....Fukcin' ass gasket driveing a pick-up truck
with no lights in thre rear what so ever.
Did you give him 'an instructional pep talk'?
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I'm just glad I got hemmoroids instead of teeth.
Otherwise there would be a hole in the Road Zepplin.
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I'm just glad I got hemmoroids instead of teeth.
Otherwise there would be a hole in the Road Zepplin.
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I took Tawanda for a spin through the old hood a couple of weeks ago. And yes, the intersection of Bryant Irving and Greenwood Creek is still slicker than greased owl shit.
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I took Tawanda for a spin through the old hood a couple of weeks ago. And yes, the intersection of Bryant Irving and Greenwood Creek is still slicker than greased owl shit.


glad you saved it
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When the roads are wet I do that in the sidecar rig all the time.

How high does the sidecar get when you scrape the kickstand?
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