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My Story, the Beginning... Welcome! The purpose of this forum is to "formally" introduce yourself to other members. Bonus points for telling us something embarrassing. We encourage you to visit the "Our origins and history.." area to gain a little insight into how the heck this all started, anyway.

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Old 07-05-2012, 10:05 PM
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Too tired to come up with a cute title...

My story is pretty boring, up until I met a current member...Slick.

You see slick witnessed a very large douche back is POS Volvo into my Limited this last Monday evening outside a casino hotel in Oklahoma. Evidently I looked pretty bad ass (first time in my life I will add) in my Hellenbach sleeveless. This according to Slick`s wife anyway. Slick initially stopped him from leaving, I stood in front of him to keep him from leaving and dug really deep down inside to not beat the daylights out of him. In the end, the bike was fine and I believe my wife and I have made at least two new friends out of it. And Slick`s kids got to see "a real life episode of cops!!"

After many long hours and several (three or maybe four) long island ice teas later in the casino, I learned about this forum and decided to check it out when I sobered up. Looks like the kinda doofism (can I say that?) I was looking for in my life.

Hope to make the ride to MO-HWY 43 in the next couple of days and make it in as full member someday.
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:18 PM
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:40 PM
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:50 PM
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We passed through your area last week on the way down to San Antonio. We spent the night in Texarkana and then went to Bryan via Marshall and Hwy 21.


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Old 07-05-2012, 10:52 PM
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:42 PM
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Old 07-06-2012, 12:53 AM
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Welcome from NY

You'll fit right in

We are pretty much bad asses here

Well actually the women are. But whatever.

We also like Long Island ice teas.
Long island? Not so much.

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Old 07-06-2012, 01:10 AM
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Welcome from TN although I'm in Indiana at the moment. Slick is in fact very good people but Snort is a whole lot better. I'm glad you got your bike backed into. See, things happen for a reason.


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Old 07-06-2012, 03:31 AM
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Old 07-06-2012, 03:54 AM
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Old 07-06-2012, 04:57 AM
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Old 07-06-2012, 05:15 AM
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Old 07-06-2012, 05:34 AM
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