THE ULTIMATE ETHNIC JOKE

[Margarita]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a
Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several
Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an
Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian,
a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a
Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a
Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a
Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a
Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a
Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a
Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a
Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian,
a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a
Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian,
a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook
Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban,
an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin
Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a
Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani,
a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a
Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a
Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a
Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans,




... all walk into a fine upscale restaurant.





"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after
scrutinizing the group.


"You can't come in here without a Thai."

[y2kflhr]

That's funny

[stupidglide]

You left out Marshall Islanders, and Ethiopians........................



Well, not like the Ethiopians eat, but, you know..............................

[stoney]

[Fe Butte]

Thai stick?

[Margarita]

You are such a California boy.

[BigTOE]

Have you heard the one about a Jew, a Cuban and a black guy walk into a Harley dealer?


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[MegaGlide]

[Palerider]

[thrasher]

Originally Posted by stupidglide

You left out Marshall Islanders, and Ethiopians........................



Well, not like the Ethiopians eat, but, you know..............................

Dude. You know what a chicken wing is in Ethiopia?

Its a foot race.

[stupidglide]

Originally Posted by thrasher

Dude. You know what a chicken wing is in Ethiopia?

Its a foot race.

*GASP*
*WHEEZE*




Oh SH!T!


You made both my Wife and I snort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



And,

Thank you sir!