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Old 12-17-2008, 08:15 PM
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Why are some of yous guys so well informed?
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:01 PM
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:05 PM
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:13 PM
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:23 PM
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:23 PM
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If someone brings me a bottle of wine with a butt plug in it, there will be some hurtin' going on.
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:45 PM
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Butt Plugs you say.....Damn, I'm getting old. I have NO IDEA what you're talking about....although I'm always willing to learn.......
Hey, Maxwell Smart, I'd think with your background you'd have one with a walkie talkie in it...
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:44 PM
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Yes, yes she is, by quite a bit...........


But, it don't take much... except when it comes to looks, then Ed wins hands down.







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Uh, any man that answers this with real info..............
















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Why are some of yous guys so well informed?
Sir, ya need to be refferin' to the post just above to Mr Rocker.
We're Zints, and we be Smart sir.
Just cuz we look scummy, dont mean we're Dummy.


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I ain't postin' in this thread.
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Scares me, and I ain't afraid of nothin'.
(In my Best Yoda Voice) YOU WILL BE....Youuuu WIlllllll bee!

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Don't google image search it. None of the funny pics can be posted here. and the rest of the crap ya don't wanna see.
Ummm How'd ya be knowin that Thar Mr Terry Sir?
Would ya be sitttin' Thar a Googlin Mister?
Ya might be wantin to get back to Swabbin the deck Sir....



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If someone brings me a bottle of wine with a butt plug in it, there will be some hurtin' going on.
I know JUST WHAT I AM gettin ED for Xmas
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:46 PM
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If someone brings me a bottle of wine with a butt plug in it, there will be some hurtin' going on.
Not as bad, if you relax.
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:01 PM
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Not as bad, if you relax.

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Old 12-17-2008, 11:02 PM
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Not as bad, if you relax.
This is true ED,

But were you plannin on stickin the whole BOTTLE up there or?
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:03 PM
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Not as bad, if you relax.
That's what my doctor keeps telling me. I think he just has big fingers.
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:04 PM
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Well you have several Materials: Silicone, Metal, Rubber ETC
Then you have the Vibrating variety as WELL as the INflatable Kind.
I would dare to say that you could even Dress em up like a Chickie !
Of course if Harley made one, it would be made in Taiwan and cost 20X as much as a normal one.
Oh yeah, dont forget the lube.......
or do you dOOfs use Ben gay or Dentugrip for your "Corks"?



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Old 12-17-2008, 11:06 PM
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That's what my doctor keeps telling me. I think he just has big fingers.
Uh..Dan...that wasn't his fingers...
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Uh..Dan...that wasn't his fingers...
That bastage!!!
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