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Old 05-25-2007, 10:18 AM
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No means No, but...
Ladies, all us guys (at least most of us) understand that when we ask you a question:
When a woman says, "No" she means, "No"
...now...
When a woman says, "Yes" she means "Yes"
...however...
There are many times when a woman says, "Yes" she means, "NO!"
How are we supposed to know the difference?
...just askin'...
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Old 05-25-2007, 10:31 AM
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Old 05-25-2007, 11:04 AM
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Old 05-25-2007, 11:45 AM
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Ladies, all us guys (at least most of us) understand that when we ask you a question:
When a woman says, "No" she means, "No"
...now...
When a woman says, "Yes" she means "Yes"
...however...
There are many times when a woman says, "Yes" she means, "NO!"
How are we supposed to know the difference?
...just askin'...
A woman will never say yes and mean no. She may say no and mean yes, but never the other way around.

There's nothing you can do. You would have to be smarter than us and we all know thats not happening. I'm just sayin.
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Old 05-25-2007, 12:04 PM
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A woman will never say yes and mean no. She may say no and mean yes, but never the other way around.

There's nothing you can do. You would have to be smarter than us and we all know thats not happening. I'm just sayin.
Now..now..
Many a time (and I've heard it from other guys too), we ask to go riding, the OL, SO, or MS does not want to ride that day, AND really doesn't want you to go riding either, but she will say, "Yes."
POOF! we are

We come back after the ride, and now we are in the dog house for the next week because we went riding thinking it was OK because she said 'Yes', but meant 'NO'.
Back me up on this one, guys.
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A woman will never say yes and mean no. She may say no and mean yes, but never the other way around.

There's nothing you can do. You would have to be smarter than us and we all know thats not happening. I'm just sayin.
that should go without sayin
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You're on your own, bro.

Read post #6 and pay particular attention to para (2), sentence 1. If you still don't get it, pay particular attention to para (2), sentence 1.
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Old 05-25-2007, 12:32 PM
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Old 05-25-2007, 12:36 PM
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There's nothing you can do. You would have to be smarter than us and we all know thats not happening. I'm just sayin.
HI LACE!!!!!!!!

Personally, I try to say "YES" when I mean "YES" and "NO" when I mean "NO", but Lace gave a pretty good answer there!
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Now..now..
Many a time (and I've heard it from other guys too), we ask to go riding, the OL, SO, or MS does not want to ride that day, AND really doesn't want you to go riding either, but she will say, "Yes."
POOF! we are

We come back after the ride, and now we are in the dog house for the next week because we went riding thinking it was OK because she said 'Yes', but meant 'NO'.
Back me up on this one, guys.
Timmy, I'll back you up on that one, but hey, I'm divorced. Go figure...
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Old 05-25-2007, 01:27 PM
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...damn..
I guess the sayin' is true out there in DoofLand,
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Timmy, I'll back you up on that one, but hey, I'm divorced. Go figure...
I agree! hhhmm Fire you may be on to something there.
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