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Old 10-06-2008, 05:21 PM
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I stole the Wrench,
but the instructions said is was just a wrench, since I carry all I need, I gave it back to the double "D", that's double dumbass, d0of that left it unprotected in Gazinta country.

p.s. it was not Big Al, I would never do that to him.
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Old 10-06-2008, 05:23 PM
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Lies. The wrench does not exist.
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Old 10-06-2008, 05:26 PM
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but the instructions said is was just a wrench, since I carry all I need, I gave it back to the double "D", that's double dumbass, d0of that left it unprotected in Gazinta country.

p.s. it was not Big Al, I would never do that to him.
It was the honorable thing to do under the circumstances.
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It was the honorable thing to do under the circumstances.
If, nothing else, I am a man of honor!! Even though is was not Big Al's at the time, I could not disrupt his going away party with such an evil deed. Now, under different circumstances, you never know what would have happened!!!
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We're you in awe?
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Nope, it's just a wrench!!!!
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He did pick up the box and attempt to abscond with the one wrench but was quickly apprehended by the current Lord Protector of the Wrench before he could wield its power to his advantage

This was after I was able to fight off an armed attempt by Lee to capture the wrench for 'Zint kind


Littlebear then attempted to possess the wrench but it's kind of hard to walk normally while trying to conceal a box with a 30 pound wrench inside


The one wrench is safe and secure. It even went along for the ride yesterday. More pictures to follow
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Old 10-06-2008, 05:57 PM
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He did pick up the box and attempt to abscond with the one wrench but was quickly apprehended by the current Lord Protector of the Wrench before he could wield its power to his advantage

This was after I was able to fight off an armed attempt by Lee to capture the wrench for 'Zint kind


Littlebear then attempted to possess the wrench but it's kind of hard to walk normally while trying to conceal a box with a 30 pound wrench inside


The one wrench is safe and secure. It even went along for the ride yesterday. More pictures to follow
LittleBear still has his Doof roots of honor... no amount of dying can change that...

There may be another cluster in this for you... having fended off an armed assault and all... looks like it got kind of nasty... and hairy and shlt...

Way to keep that which is doof... doof...
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LittleBear still has his Doof roots of honor... no amount of dying can change that...
Nope, it was my respect for Big Al that got it back, not d0of honor. I treated Big Al part with the Gazinta creed "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them." I felt it would have been an insult to Big Al at his party to keep it.

There may be another cluster in this for you... having fended off an armed assault and all... looks like it got kind of nasty... and hairy and shlt...

Way to keep that which is doof... doof...
Oh but he didn't, that is the point 8-Ball, he did not guard it well. The armed assault only lured him into a sense of confidence which allowed it to be taken. He should be chastised, not rewarded. Oh that's right, you are d0of, didn't mean to confuse you with the facts, go ahead and believe the twisted truth of a d0of that lost the wrench!!
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Old 10-06-2008, 06:16 PM
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Oh but he didn't, that is the point 8-Ball, he did not guard it well. The armed assault only lured him into a sense of confidence which allowed it to be taken. He should be chastised, not rewarded. Oh that's right, you are d0of, didn't mean to confuse you with the facts.
Hey... I just checked my voice mail... you done drunk called me...

I was busy with the Red Bag in Big Bear...

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