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Old 05-23-2014, 04:10 AM
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Harry The M irregularity

Originally, his username was hmz649, and his moniker was Harry The M. Which was good.

Apparently some moderator, well meaning but either inexcusably ignorant of our ways or perhaps in the grip of some infirmity or befuddlement, changed his username to Harry The M, leaving him monikerless.

Harry subsequently ordered his patch set, which caused the cogs of the Great Doof Machine to grind to an unceremonious halt, unlubed by the appropriate rule (in this case 4. State (in a reply to this thread you're reading right now) your intended moniker (asshat, cat collector, Gazinta squad, etc.). This must be different than your username on the forum.
Trust me when I say that you want to choose this yourself instead of letting us do it.
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Since the poor man is now monikerless, which as everybody should know is simply unacceptable, the order can not be filled and the man's good standing is in terrible peril until such time as the offending moderator rights his wrong and sets poor Harry back on the road to virtue and righteousness by getting him fixed up with an appropriate moniker tout suite.

I trust that this will be handled with all due haste and discretion.

You will be pleased to note that the title of this thread itself is not only an object lesson in discretion, but also a shining example of my power of restraint as I was able to resist, with no small amount of difficulty, entitling it "Hey, dumbass!".
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Old 05-23-2014, 06:11 AM
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...oh, not that kind of irregularity?

Never mind.
Well, climbing aboard that train of thought for a minute, we could just make his moniker "O". Has a certain appeal.

Also, I notice it's billed as a "Laxative/Antacid/Lubricant". Does that preclude the need for topical application? And why didn't anybody tell me?
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Why don't we just make up a new moniker for him?

That would seem a lot more fun than paging out some dumbass mod and correcting things back to normal.

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