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07-04-2009, 07:04 PM
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Take one drunk tourist................
Add alcohol.
Place in high rise hotel. Place swimming pool below. Add people to pool. Sit back and watch. Call two medevac helicopters. Yep! The "Flying Wallenda" didn't stick the landing! Landed right on top of some poor woman at pool side. That's how most of my 4th of July weekend has been so far, how about you??
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07-04-2009, 07:17 PM
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did you happen to explain
 to him on his very expensive flight....
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07-04-2009, 07:25 PM
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07-04-2009, 07:29 PM
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07-04-2009, 08:47 PM
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And how many lawyers were waiting for her at the hospital? Dude is going to be broke for the rest of his life...
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07-05-2009, 07:24 AM
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Steve, I bet you coauld write a very interesting book.
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07-05-2009, 08:33 AM
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 Or maybe the sign should say Beware of Falling Dumbasses!
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07-05-2009, 10:34 AM
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Little shovel or big shovel?
Thorns
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07-05-2009, 02:35 PM
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07-05-2009, 05:14 PM
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Hotels around here bolt patio door shut during spring break just because of 41s like this.
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