I ran into a rooster this morning...........

[DaSkip]

No he wasn't rubber. We struck up a conversation and it led to me telling him my three legged chicken joke.

A traveling salesman is driving down a rural farm road when he sees what looks like a 3-legged chicken speeding across the road and down a driveway towards a farmhouse.
Intrigued, the salesman pulls into the driveway and knocks on the farmhouse door and explains to the farmer that he could swear he saw a 3-legged chicken.
The farmer says "Yep, that was a 3-legged chicken. You see a few years back I had the idea to breed a 3-legged chicken so that my 3-kids wouldn't have to fight over the 2 drumsticks you get with a regular chicken."
Having children of his own, the salesman nods his head in understanding and then asks the farmer "That's a great idea but how does the chicken taste?"
the farmer replies,









"Don't know. Haven't been able to catch one yet!

Roosters have a sense of humor.

[stoney]

[y2kflhr]

Sent from my phone

[par_fore]

[Redleg]

[noodles]

Oh lord...