So what was yer first bike?.. (EXPERIMENT #430741)

[MegaGlide]

Originally Posted by yolkum

(EXPERIMENT #430741)

You will be participating in DOOFISH EXPERIMENT #430741 to determine if ones first motorcycle has any effect on the bike they ride currently... Incorrect answers will result in an uncomfortable shock to ones lower regions .

So please answer honestly.
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Question #1:
What was your first bike?
(The first doof to respond Huffy gets two shocks)

Sears/Puch 175 twingle street bike that I mercilessly thrashed off road at the tender young age of 13. Followed up by a series of Kawa5akis, courtesy of my parents. A Kawa5aki F11 250 Enduro was what I was riding when I got my license and was my only transportation for most of my first year of legally being on the nation's roads. First street bike was a Kawa5aki 440 LTD that wouldn't get out of its own way on a bet.

Question #2:
What motorcyle do you currently ride?

2005 FLHTCUI

Question #3:
Did you have any issues or good experiences that resulted in your current choice in motorcycle?

(Gratuitous experiences of a sexual nature are appreciated)

Dad always wanted an Electra Glide and finally got one, but only had it for a year or so before I discovered motorcycles and he traded it on 2 brand new Kawa5aki F7 175s and a trailer so we could ride together. Genetic, I guess.

Question #4:
Have you had impure thoughts about a 70 year old man in a donkey costume covered in whip cream and chicken feathers?

No, but I've seen close to that at Collective events.

Question #5:
If you answered question #5 with anything other than disgust please change your avatar to this image as a warning to others...


Question #6:
Question #6 regarding helmets has been removed because of the reaction and near riot of a previous post by feather ruffler... post 04-11-2010, 05:58 PM http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=170476

Used to, don't now unless required by arbitrary and capricious laws enacted by do-gooders in other states to protect me from myself. I could go on...

Question #7:
Did you consistently answer every question incorrect to purposely receive electric shocks to your no-no area.

Were it gentle (or, well, violent for that matter) vibrations, maybe, but not for shocks.

We suggest counseling immediately.

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Thank you for your participation in DOOFISH EXPERIMENT #430741 and have a nice day.

[yolkum]

Originally Posted by why_me

Thank you! Come again!

nope i think question 5 was a question since it started with (Have you...)

If it were just (You have impure thoughts...)
well then that would be true... and a fact...

[yolkum]

Originally Posted by '05Train

First bike was a Yawmahaw Chappy, which I rode as a dirt bike. First street bike was a '79 (I think) Hawnda CM400 Hawndamatic.

That is awesome... i'd like one of those to ride through the fields

[yolkum]

Originally Posted by Apache36

dunzo...

Double shock for you then....

[griffin]

allstate 125cc

[knuckleheader-]

Originally Posted by yolkum

(EXPERIMENT #430741)

You will be participating in DOOFISH EXPERIMENT #430741 to determine if ones first motorcycle has any effect on the bike they ride currently... Incorrect answers will result in an uncomfortable shock to ones lower regions .

So please answer honestly.
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Question #1:
What was your first bike?
(The first doof to respond Huffy gets two shocks)

Harley sportster/custom 05. started late but w/style

Question #2:
What motorcyle do you currently ride?

FXST 07 (black ofcourse)

Question #3:
Did you have any issues or good experiences that resulted in your current choice in motorcycle?
(Gratuitous experiences of a sexual nature are appreciated)

The "issue" might have been I'd become a singleman

Question #4:
Have you had impure thoughts about a 70 year old man in a donkey costume covered in whip cream and chicken feathers?

I'm invoking my 5th amendment right

Question #5:
If you answered question #5 with anything other than disgust please change your avatar to this image as a warning to others...


No problem

Question #6:
Question #6 regarding helmets has been removed because of the reaction and near riot of a previous post by feather ruffler... post 04-11-2010, 05:58 PM http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=170476

O K

Question #7:
Did you consistently answer every question incorrect to purposely receive electric shocks to your no-no area.

Of course

We suggest counseling immediately.

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Thank you for your participation in DOOFISH EXPERIMENT #430741 and have a nice day.

Do we recieve any compensation for said participation? Huh, do we

[Margarita]

Question #1:
What was your first bike?
(The first doof to respond Huffy gets two shocks)

Do I get three shocks if I answer Schwinn? First bike was a 1970-something H*nda 70 which I still have and which still runs. First Big Girl Bike was a 1980-something H*nda Magna, a real dinosaur, but the price was right: $300 to a neighbor who was moving to Thailand.

Question #2:
What motorcyle do you currently ride?

Y*m*h* Virago 1100. Quit messing with my damn brand names.

Question #3:
Did you have any issues or good experiences that resulted in your current choice in motorcycle?
(Gratuitous experiences of a sexual nature are appreciated)

My husband bribed me. Details at eleven.

Question #4:
Have you had impure thoughts about a 70 year old man in a donkey costume covered in whip cream and chicken feathers?

NO, but I read The Golden Ass of Lucian Apuleius in college.

Question #5:
If you answered question #5 with anything other than disgust please change your avatar to this image as a warning to others...

Basset hounds got big ears

Question #6:
Question #6 regarding helmets has been removed because of the reaction and near riot of a previous post by feather ruffler... post 04-11-2010, 05:58 PM http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=170476

Elephants got flat feet.

Question #7:
Did you consistently answer every question incorrect to purposely receive electric shocks to your no-no area.

Giraffes got long necks.

We suggest counseling immediately.

[yolkum]

Originally Posted by Margarita

Question #1:
What was your first bike?
(The first doof to respond Huffy gets two shocks)

Do I get three shocks if I answer Schwinn?

Yes and an extra for asking...

[Fe Butte]

Originally Posted by yolkum

Hey josh, can you dump the poll off the top...
I was a doof and had no idea the forum changed the names...

it's pretty much worthless.

Yeah another one left off is Cowasocky.

[APDBagger]

Hoonda Trail 70 (5 speed, not the crappy 4 speed), kinda like the one pictured, at 11 years old. Now ride a 2007 Street Glide (Black, not one of those crappy other much slower colors).

[yolkum]

Originally Posted by Fe Butte

Yeah another one left off is Cowasocky.

Yeah it is... look it's right there... Kowalski

[TalonChief]

Question #1:
What was your first bike?
QA-50


Question #2:
What motorcyle do you currently ride?
06 bagger

Question #3:
Did you have any issues or good experiences that resulted in your current choice in motorcycle?
(Gratuitous experiences of a sexual nature are appreciated)
Got older; nothin' to prove to anyone.

Question #4:
Have you had impure thoughts about a 70 year old man in a donkey costume covered in whip cream and chicken feathers?
Went to Tijuana while I was in HS. It may have been a 70-YO dude.

[Margarita]

Originally Posted by APDBagger

Hoonda Trail 70 (5 speed, not the crappy 4 speed), kinda like the one pictured, at 11 years old. Now ride a 2007 Street Glide (Black, not one of those crappy other much slower colors).

Hunh. My H*nda 70 is a much cooler red than your blue. So there.

[Dinero]

I don't suppose you know what a Simplex or a Whizzer are.

[why_me]

I know what a Whizzer is. Those were pretty damn cool. Had a boss when I was in the Navy that collected Whizzers and Mustang motorcycles. He had quite a few in various states of condition.