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Old 07-30-2007, 03:42 PM
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An aHole.

Was driving up rte 1 towards Philly on Saturday. Going about 70 with wife a few bike lengths in front of me.

Then "BAM"!!!
Both me and the wife had the crap scared out of us as some AHOLE on a harley. Went blasting buy us doing 90-100 mph with annoying loud ass exhaust.
He came out of nowhere.

Ahole.
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Old 07-30-2007, 03:53 PM
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Sorry....I didn't know it was you.
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Old 07-30-2007, 03:58 PM
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funny how those in front of us that drive slower than we want to are DumbAzzes, and and those that blow by us driving faster than we think they should are Azzholes. Huh?



By the way, I encounter more DumbAzzes than Azzholes myself.
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:06 PM
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Phuckin Harley guys. I bet a BMW wouldn't have scared you!
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:12 PM
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Was driving up rte 1 towards Philly on Saturday. Going about 70 with wife a few bike lengths in front of me.

Then "BAM"!!!
Both me and the wife had the crap scared out of us as some AHOLE on a harley. Went blasting buy us doing 90-100 mph with annoying loud ass exhaust.
He came out of nowhere.

Ahole.
Did ya have to turn around and go back for your "cork?"



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Old 07-30-2007, 04:14 PM
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I'm the aHole way more often than not, especially when riding solo.
I need to remember that some who share our love of Harleys are a little on the delicate side, though.
Thanks for the reminder, Baalz.
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:15 PM
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Did ya have to turn around and go back for your "cork?"
Just askin'


Usually when that happens to me I get a pucker factor of about "11" going, so I don't have to worry about losing my cork...
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:25 PM
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Tabbed by: creinemann@crwdesigns.com(D)Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
(G)Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. (A)I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
(G)So I wrote a song about him (D)instead. It goes like this...

(D)Were you born an *******? (G)Or did you work at it your whole life? (
A)Either way it worked out fine (G)'cause you're an ******* (D)tonight.
(D)Yes you're an A S S H O L E... (G)And don't you try to blame it on me. (
A)You deserve all the credit.

(G)You're an ******* (D)tonight. (D)You were an ******* yesterday.
(G)You're an ******* tonight. (A)And I've got a feelin' (G)you'll be an ******* the rest of your (D)life.

(D)And I was talkin' to your mother (G)just the other night. (A)I told her I thought you were an *******.
(G)She said, "Yes. I think you're (D)right." (D)And all your friends are *******s
(G)'cause you've known them your whole life. (A)And somebody told me (G)you've got an ******* for a (D)wife.

(D)Were you born an *******? (G)Or did you work at it your whole life?
(A)Either way it worked out fine (G)'cause you're an aaaass...(A7)hole (D)tonight.

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Old 07-30-2007, 04:26 PM
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?????? A$$hole is on the badddd list ????
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:27 PM
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Yep.






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Old 07-30-2007, 04:28 PM
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I'm the aHole way more often than not, especially when riding solo.
I need to remember that some who share our love of Harleys are a little on the delicate side, though.
Thanks for the reminder, Baalz.
Oh no, he's in touch with his "kinder gentler" side today.
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:30 PM
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he must have had a cig
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:31 PM
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Oh no, he's in touch with his "kinder gentler" side today.
Another one who wouldn't recognize sarcasm if it bit him on his pointy, rotor head...
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:35 PM
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Guilty as charged... but its usually after the car in front has held up countless other vehicles in their lame assed attempt to keep traffic at their preferred and by all counts, self important speed...
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:39 PM
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OMG this is great.. and yes the "banned" word is in it


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