The Hillbilly Vasectomy

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest
tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Georgia, Oklahoma , Tennessee, Kentucky , Arkansas , Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West Virginia and Washington DC

[TalonChief]

You skipped Louisiana.

[Q-Dog]

[Red Rider]

Smart Doctor.

[trmn8r]

[y2k king]

that's ga alright.

[CDouthitt]

Good one.

[hornrocker]

[Rock]

A great one Desert_Comm

[genoway]

Only problem is there ain't no hillbillies in Alabama. Should have said dOOf. We only go one intelligent, aka GazintA, one there. And he is a dog. Or rather THE DOG.

[thedog]

Originally Posted by genoway

Only problem is there ain't no hillbillies in Alabama. Should have said dOOf. We only go one intelligent, aka GazintA, one there. And he is a dog. Or rather THE DOG.

Thanks.

And there are hillbillies in Alabama .. trust me.