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How to make sports more exciting.
https://youtu.be/xrt27dZ7DOA
Glad he survived the attack, but on the other hand it did make watching sports more exciting. We should put more wild animals in sporting events. Alligators on all golf courses. Release a lion a few seconds after the jockeys at horse race tracks. When ever a football team tries to run out the clock instead of running the ball, let a bear out on the field. Athletes now a days need more incentive to play their best.
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Piranha moats in front of long jump and high jump areas. Cheetahs released after sprinters. Balance beams, unparallel bars, and ring routines done over snake pits. Polar bears attacks instead of penalty boxes in ice hockey.
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