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Old 09-15-2012, 07:14 PM
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This should settle it..............
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Old 09-15-2012, 07:17 PM
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i hope there is a rabbit close by
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Old 09-15-2012, 07:58 PM
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Old 09-15-2012, 08:43 PM
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Could be a girl bear taking a pee
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Old 09-15-2012, 09:13 PM
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Could be a girl bear taking a pee
Looks kinda dark down there.
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Old 09-15-2012, 11:20 PM
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OK Mr. Smarty Pants.................perhaps you'd care to take on the other 'burning question'...
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Old 09-15-2012, 11:21 PM
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Umm, you aren't going to go after the Pope in the Vatican question, are you?
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Old 09-15-2012, 11:28 PM
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Nope. Think Buzzard and power dive.
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Old 09-16-2012, 11:16 AM
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I a tree falls on a bear taking a dump in the forest, who makes a sound?
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Old 09-16-2012, 11:53 AM
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