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Old 08-09-2016, 07:29 PM
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The Knobs are coming!

On Monday, Lowes emailed me that two nut clips have shipped, another email says they have shipped one clamping knob.


Today, Tuesday, I get two emails from Lowes, they have shipped one each, in two separate shipments, two more knobs.


Such Efficiency!
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Old 08-09-2016, 07:44 PM
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are the knobs polished?
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Are the knobs goblin?
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Are the knobs from Knob Creek?
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I just used some wing nuts.....worked just as well.
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The Knobs are coming!

These things?
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Yes.


You'd think the brick and mortar would be better on top of stuff.


We as a country are going down a dead end street, I get the online ordering and not really a problem with me.


But geeze...
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I'd have to check there, it's only 70 miles away...


Closer than Lowes...
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Huzzah! Was in Hangtown today on a quick ride, stopped by Hangtown Hardware, one of those old timey hardware stores, with hardware bins from floor to ceiling, they had one!


So I am complete, but have extras en-route in a pony express saddle bag somewhere...
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So, your nuts have been clipped and your knob secured?
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You know this won't work right? Since you had no knobs to begin with, that makes you a saddlebag knob noobie, and you would begin with original knobs, not replacement knobs.

I always use Rob the Knobber. He designs, sells, and installs knobs.

Are sure Lowes wasn't just calling you a knob?
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I don't like the name "nut clips".
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I don't like the name "nut clips".
Ok, how bout we call them vasectomies?.....
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Two clip nuts came today.




Huge box for the size of the nuts...
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