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Old 07-04-2008, 12:05 PM
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My job affords me the opportunity to witness tragedy on a regular basis. Sometimes it gets to me. Had a motorcycle crash the other night. 30 y/o guy on a sport bike hit a car turning left in front of him. I don't think I can blame the driver of the car because this guy had to be flying. The bike broke into three pieces and he cracked his skull open from front to back. There was nothing we could do for him. He was coming from a blind turn making him invisible to the cars driver until the last minute. There weren't even any skid marks. Please be careful out there folks.
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Old 07-05-2008, 06:51 AM
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Old 07-05-2008, 07:00 AM
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Yep...

last night, around 8, i was coming out of WM, and i noticed a crotch rocket parked in the blue lines in the Handicapped zone...

as i was starting to pull out on the main road,turning left, he flew around me on the right, went thru 2 red lights, and had it screamin' on 119 south...

jus' shook my head...
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Yep...

last night, around 8, i was coming out of WM, and i noticed a crotch rocket parked in the blue lines in the Handicapped zone...

as i was starting to pull out on the main road,turning left, he flew around me on the right, went thru 2 red lights, and had it screamin' on 119 south...

jus' shook my head...

he doesn't even qualify for 'DUMBASS' ...............
bastage ............ jus sayin'
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Welcome to our world, right Bear? Other day I flew a guy, report was he laid his bike down. No apparent reason. Well........... yes there was. He was bombed. He lost his left leg from above the knee. Why? He was bombed.

One of my pilots asked me after the flight, "how can you get on your bike to ride home after you just carried that mutt's leg to the ship in a bag?" I said, " Because I'm not an asshat."
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Sad. Unfortunate that this type of thing is the fastest cure for stupid. Sorry he lost his life, but hopefully his stupidity will serve as a life lesson for some others out there and they start riding like they should.
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it's guys like that who give all riders a bad name...
At least he hadn't punched anybody in the nose at a stoplight.
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My job affords me the opportunity to witness tragedy on a regular basis. Sometimes it gets to me. Had a motorcycle crash the other night. 30 y/o guy on a sport bike hit a car turning left in front of him. I don't think I can blame the driver of the car because this guy had to be flying. The bike broke into three pieces and he cracked his skull open from front to back. There was nothing we could do for him. He was coming from a blind turn making him invisible to the cars driver until the last minute. There weren't even any skid marks. Please be careful out there folks.
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Welcome to our world, right Bear? Other day I flew a guy, report was he laid his bike down. No apparent reason. Well........... yes there was. He was bombed. He lost his left leg from above the knee. Why? He was bombed.

One of my pilots asked me after the flight, "how can you get on your bike to ride home after you just carried that mutt's leg to the ship in a bag?" I said, " Because I'm not an asshat."
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