What is the deal

[No Name]

Fxr4mikey was my sponsor and I had pictures posted of a 43 Georgia ride and ridden many times with the NC, SC crowd and I am crushed to find I have not heard from the heads of doof. What more must I due to join this asslustrious group. Someone please point me in a direction.
A doof that isn't but really is

NONAME

[Sonic]

Originally Posted by No Name

Fxr4mikey was my sponsor and I had pictures posted of a 43 Georgia ride and ridden many times with the NC, SC crowd and I am crushed to find I have not heard from the heads of doof. What more must I due to join this asslustrious group. Someone please point me in a direction.
A doof that isn't but really is

NONAME

[SafetyMan]

They don't contact you.... you contact them.

All the information is readily available, all ya gotta do is look a bit for it.






Oh... the boss don't take kindly to it being insinuated he ain't doin what he's s'posed to, btw.



Read each and every line of this:

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

If you've made the unintelligent decision to join our ranks, or commit to friend or foe of the Doof... or just hang around... you may state your intentions here.

Procedures (like that matters):

First off, learn to say it right. Doof Clenas (Clēnas). Long "e". There.
Now....

13c. Introduce yourself in the "My Story, the Beginning..." Forum!

1. State (in a reply to this thread you're reading right now) your intent (Prospect, Hangaround, Friend or Foe) pick only one.

4. State (in a reply to this thread you're reading right now) your intended moniker (asshat, cat collector, Gazinta squad, etc.). This must be different than your username on the forum.
Trust me when I say that you want to choose this yourself instead of letting us do it.

5. If you have selected Prospect, you must add "Doof" or "43" in some way to your Avatar OR Custom User Title OR Signature.... NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Note: This applies only here and at VTF. Optional at any other forum.

3. If you have selected Prospect, we may decide to ask a Doof member who lives within striking distance to Sponsor you... good luck... we mostly don't want to be bothered.

6a. 2: A proper introduction in the My Story, the Beginning... area could either help or hurt you, but is nevertheless strongly suggested.

11. Once a Sponsor has volunteered to take your sorry ass on, you must do the following: Ride to a state highway 43 (preferably in the company of at least your Sponsor, but this is not strictly required)... any state, any highway 43... and take a photo of your bike with the highway 43 sign. Post it in the appropriate thread. No state highway 43 nearby... not our problem.
Note: Hooking you up with a Sponsor may take up to 72 hours, as we will try to find someone local to you. If you already know someone you would like to be your sponsor, let us know.


Important - Don't Screw Up This Next One:

43A. Once you have completed your 43 ride, YOU MUST UPLOAD YOUR QUALIFYING PIC TO THIS THREAD with your name, date of ride, and any supporting pics.

A qualifying pic looks like this: (Bike & Sign)



7. Once ALL above is complete, you have shown yourself to have the proper Doof mettle... you will be put up for a vote among the bretheren for full membership.

C1. There will be a ceremony involving corks and bandaids to celebrate your initiation into the society of Doof. This rite is performed by one or more Doof Babes. Cork removal will be your responsibility.

9. Members may display their "43" timing covers on their scoot... duct taping is no longer permitted... super glue is still okay.

Welcome and may you never be the same... or not, depending on your present state of mind.

Thanks for your cooperation.

MegaGlide

[SafetyMan]

I've went back and read ALL of your posts, and you haven't done ANY of what is required of YOU.

I would direct your attention specifically to numbers 1, 4, 5 and 43A.


If you've made the ride, got the pics... the rest is easy, shouldn't take you more than 10 minutes to post up what and where you are supposed to.







I now challenge you to go back and read ALL of my posts...

[MegaGlide]

Heck, I don't mind being insulted when I haven't done what I'm supposed to do, Chip. I kind of expect it around here, really.
It cuts me to the quick when aspersions are cast and somebody hasn't done what they're supposed to do, though.
Hell, we got pics of guys licking windows who were able to figure it out.
Thanks for pointing him in the right direction!

Note:
I've edited this post like 4 times to soften it up some.
It was the first thread I saw this morning, pre-coffee.

[Backroad Mike]

Originally Posted by No Name

Fxr4mikey was my sponsor and I had pictures posted of a 43 Georgia ride and ridden many times with the NC, SC crowd and I am crushed to find I have not heard from the heads of doof. What more must I due to join this asslustrious group. Someone please point me in a direction.
A doof that isn't but really is

NONAME

Tony?

[SLOWHOUND]

Originally Posted by SafetyMan

I've went back and read ALL of your posts, and you haven't done ANY of what is required of YOU.

I would direct your attention specifically to numbers 1, 4, 5 and 43A.


If you've made the ride, got the pics... the rest is easy, shouldn't take you more than 10 minutes to post up what and where you are supposed to.







I now challenge you to go back and read ALL of my posts...

Dam chip thats 20 thousand post for him to read just because he didn't follow directions,thats kinda harsh.

[Luke611]

He's firm, but fair.

[MegaGlide]

Well, I know he's firm.
Makes a sound like a ripe melon when you thump him, I've heard.

[RoadWolf]

Ask not what the Doofs can do for you,
ask what you can do for the Doofs.

[Slick]

Is he allowed to skim?

[MegaGlide]

If he wants to stay waifish and blue, sure.

[d j]

Ya Know...No Name could be a girl. Therefor she simply could ask to be Pink. Click Click Done

[MegaGlide]

Ah, no.
I've seen his sig pic.

[d j]

That could be a girl's bike