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Old 12-16-2008, 09:26 PM
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Oh...well that makes sense.....could have been much worse
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Plus, it was a dare.
I understand a dare. My Son drank a gallon of milk on a dare at lunch at West Point. I hope you have better luck with the corn..............


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p.s. I still have no idea what a "tag" is....
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I just ate an entire can of creamed corn... I needed a placemarker.
How's that working for you this morning?
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So far so good....
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So far so good....
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Luke, look on the bright side...you won't be constipated!
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Okay, I'm stupid...what the h*** is a 'placemarker'? I struck out on three different reference websites.
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Creamed Corn

Three guys are walking through the desert and are very thirsty and they come upon a shack, the first guy goes in and there is an old lady inside, he asks for water and she sais only if you screw me so he says no way and sits outside, the second guy goes into the shack and asks for water and she replies only if you screw me, so he says no way and sits outside with guy #1.

The third guy goes inside and agrees to screw her for water, so he tells her to turn around and close her eyes, then he grabs a corn on the cob off the counter and does her with it, when hes done he tosses it out the window. Then she asks if he will do it twice more for his friends, he agrees and once again does her with the corn and throws it out the window.

He leaves the shack and goes to his friends and sais hey! I got water!, The two other guys reply, "Oh Yeah? well we've got creamed corn!"
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Old 12-18-2008, 12:56 PM
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Creamed Corn

Three guys are walking through the desert and are very thirsty and they come upon a shack, the first guy goes in and there is an old lady inside, he asks for water and she sais only if you screw me so he says no way and sits outside, the second guy goes into the shack and asks for water and she replies only if you screw me, so he says no way and sits outside with guy #1.

The third guy goes inside and agrees to screw her for water, so he tells her to turn around and close her eyes, then he grabs a corn on the cob off the counter and does her with it, when hes done he tosses it out the window. Then she asks if he will do it twice more for his friends, he agrees and once again does her with the corn and throws it out the window.

He leaves the shack and goes to his friends and sais hey! I got water!, The two other guys reply, "Oh Yeah? well we've got creamed corn!"

I'm glad I haven't eaten lunch yet, you fukker!
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Creamed Corn

Three guys are walking through the desert and are very thirsty and they come upon a shack, the first guy goes in and there is an old lady inside, he asks for water and she sais only if you screw me so he says no way and sits outside, the second guy goes into the shack and asks for water and she replies only if you screw me, so he says no way and sits outside with guy #1.

The third guy goes inside and agrees to screw her for water, so he tells her to turn around and close her eyes, then he grabs a corn on the cob off the counter and does her with it, when hes done he tosses it out the window. Then she asks if he will do it twice more for his friends, he agrees and once again does her with the corn and throws it out the window.

He leaves the shack and goes to his friends and sais hey! I got water!, The two other guys reply, "Oh Yeah? well we've got creamed corn!"
Yum, boy that was some mighty fine creamed corn, Thanks!
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Think of placemarker like a bookmark, only in your intestines.

Thoughts of your next visit to the crapper are mind blowing.

or maybe a little bit lower.
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I needed a placemarker.
Shoulda saved it for Bike Week - Last Resort has creamed corn wrestling on Thursday.
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