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Old 04-23-2009, 12:55 PM
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It's no wonder you go by SIMPLYCONFUSED..........


Let me 'splain it to ya......



They can be tied up, knocked out, drugged, etc..... but the zerk can't actually do anything with 'em... 'cept maybe look, and that just makes it worse. They have to be physically able to take the zerk by the tail and ride that ride.
O/k, here's a nurse for Berserker...........
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Old 04-23-2009, 02:24 PM
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Old 04-23-2009, 05:39 PM
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Zerk! Take a deep breath.....still hurts? Karen is a goddess. nuff said.

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Old 04-23-2009, 08:02 PM
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Old 04-27-2009, 04:07 PM
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Think I am gonna get me a fancy pimp cane.

So I can whack people with it.



Karen hasn't warmed up to the bedroom assistant. Yet she has been after me, for awhile, to get a maid, to help out around the house. Same idea?
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:36 PM
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Why does it have to be two people?

There has to be someone out there with multiple skill sets. I don't think Darlene's gonna let me help you interview though.
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:23 AM
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When the cops turned over the stuff, from my car. Lots was missing. One of which was a case with company laptop and digital camera, that was in trunk. I told my boss about it.

He contaccts cops. They said we couldn't find the keys, and were never in trunk, and that insuraqnce took it away to be scrapped.

Almost all the belongs they turned over were from the trunk. He is a liar or ignorant.

Funny too, police report has one cop saying how he stayed with the car, and until it was secure at the yard.

What bums me is my Carhart bibs were in the trunk too. American made, won't ever geet a pair like that again.

There was also a canvas folding chair, no big deal, but how do you explain gone?

I can see pictures of my lunch pail sitting next to the car, while they tried to get me out.

The cop is liar, either they were sloppy in securing it, and won't admit it, or the cops stole the stuff. I tend to think the cops stole it. Especially after they say they were never in there.
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:29 AM
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:31 AM
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Like to see the face on the lying pig, when he booted it up and its password protected.
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When the cops turned over the stuff, from my car. Lots was missing. One of which was a case with company laptop and digital camera, that was in trunk. I told my boss about it.

He contaccts cops. They said we couldn't find the keys, and were never in trunk, and that insuraqnce took it away to be scrapped.

Almost all the belongs they turned over were from the trunk. He is a liar or ignorant.

Funny too, police report has one cop saying how he stayed with the car, and until it was secure at the yard.

What bums me is my Carhart bibs were in the trunk too. American made, won't ever geet a pair like that again.

There was also a canvas folding chair, no big deal, but how do you explain gone?

I can see pictures of my lunch pail sitting next to the car, while they tried to get me out.

The cop is liar, either they were sloppy in securing it, and won't admit it, or the cops stole the stuff. I tend to think the cops stole it. Especially after they say they were never in there.
This is the kind of stuff that absolutely infuriates me! You are alone and helpless and they descend like a pack of vultures! Do you need me to call someone or write a letter to someone? 'Coz I will you know!

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Its funny cause, for the most part, everything turned over was from trunk. He expects me to beleive, they sent it to the salvage yard without looking.
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Its funny cause, for the most part, everything turned over was from trunk. He expects me to beleive, they sent it to the salvage yard without looking.
My son totaled his car and we were at the pound within 5 hours to clear it out. . . his things were jumbled but still present. . .
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I wasn't able to go that night.

I am still pissed at the way they told, my while I was hanging upside down, that the girl had died, to get me to consent to blood draw. F*** the pigs. Thats why there is hard feelings with cops.

New small local club, mentioned to me to prospect, was pretty casual, I don't know how serious. But they said they had excops. I just didn't take them serious after that.
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I wasn't able to go that night.

I am still pissed at the way they told, my while I was hanging upside down, that the girl had died, to get me to consent to blood draw. F*** the pigs. Thats why there is hard feelings with cops.

New small local club, mentioned to me to prospect, was pretty casual, I don't know how serious. But they said they had excops. I just didn't take them serious after that.
When I was looking for my first bike a club that consists of cops and fire fighters approached me about his dyna he had for sale. . .totally belittled the MSF riding course and then proceeded to tell me that the big dent on the rear fender was really nothing to worry about. . . I guess he thought I was born yesterday. A lot of those in that particular club have attitude problems IMO.
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