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Old 11-26-2011, 07:36 AM
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sounds like you got your hands full!
I don't have kids so I don't relate on the level that most do.
I got 3 of em. They are the closest thing to living with crazy people with out checking in at the local psych ward.

You wake up to screaming every morning, come down stairs to find one has dumped all the sugar and flower on the floor to do snow angels, while another is standing on top of the table trying to climb the light fixture. The third one is MIA, but a suspicious looking puddle is in the dining room and a trail of soiled clothes leads back up stairs...

and that's a weekend... you should see a school day.
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Old 11-26-2011, 07:38 AM
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Has she been texting Katie?
No kidding, right?

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Old 11-26-2011, 07:44 AM
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No kidding, right?

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Old 11-26-2011, 07:44 AM
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Old 11-26-2011, 07:56 AM
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sounds like you got your hands full!
I don't have kids so I don't relate on the level that most do.

It's just like having dogs but you can't distract their misbehavior with a rawhide chewy. At least not all the time.
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Old 11-26-2011, 08:06 AM
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Hey! Tang is almost kool aid...


I think you can just see me in the back of the pack.
Do they still make that stuff?
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Old 11-26-2011, 08:10 AM
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So, on a stubborn scale of 1 to 10 she's about an 8. I feel your pain and see your future.

My Gunnar has busted that scale for a peak of about 41 and at 19 is about a 7 now. When he was 6, he fit her scale. I see your future, Good luck.

I grounded him for 5 days once. He started the argument back up on day 6

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Old 11-26-2011, 08:13 AM
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So, on a stubborn scale of 1 to 10 she's about an 8. I feel your pain and see your future.

My Gunnar has busted that scale and at 19 is about a 27. When he was 6, he fit her scale. Good luck.

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Old 11-26-2011, 08:16 AM
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It's just like having dogs but you can't distract their misbehavior with a rawhide chewy. At least not all the time.
good to keep one of these on hand as well...

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Old 11-26-2011, 08:37 AM
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sounds like she's 14 already.
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Old 11-26-2011, 09:32 AM
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no doubt... so what happens when she really turns 14?
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Mebbe a bunch of us could show up at yer house n' show her how stupid we can REALLY be.....
Well there's an idea...

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DAMN......ya'll have me scared now!! Besides, umm, my home isn't really kidproof, so I'd need LOTS of advance notice if you were gonna come over.
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no doubt... so what happens when she really turns 14?
First, she's a good judge of character.

Second, at 14...the head spins 360, she hates you and wishes you were dead, you're the stupidest human being on the planet...oh...can you take me and my friends to the movies???:rollback:

Truly bipolar behavior.
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