Door #1 or Door #2........Thank you God and my good judgement.

[PeaceKeeper]

I got a insane, garbled phycopatic e mail this morning from a brief but very intense affair back from 1999. She told me she was getting married to hubby #5, like I am suppose to give a shit, when I wished her well she went nutz, completely, totally, blew a gasket and threw a rod.

Door number 1 - Tall hot model with legs like a vise and lips like a shopvac but as krazy as they come.

Door number 2 - Peasant girl with a pitchfork and a PHD.....



I thank god every day I picked door number 2.

[dynageno]

Fatal attraction no doubt

[KingThrasher]

Ummm, there were always 3 doors on the LETS MAKE A DEAL

Yer missin 1

Just sayin'

[BillyB]

Nothing beats a crazy woman for the short term intensity but over time there are some days that you just don't feel like getting on the roller coaster and you are strapped on for the ride regardless

[ms_tapestry]

Everything is fine, fine, fine. . .

[stoney]

Originally Posted by ms_tapestry

Everything is fine, fine, fine. . .

You've lost your accent.......

[vafatboy]

nothing good can come from answering her emails.....

[stoney]

Originally Posted by Peacekeeper

I got a insane, garbled phycopatic e mail this morning from a brief but very intense affair back from 1999. She told me she was getting married to hubby #5, like I am suppose to give a shit, when I wished her well she went nutz, completely, totally, blew a gasket and threw a rod.

Door number 1 - Tall hot model with legs like a vise and lips like a shopvac but as krazy as they come.

Door number 2 - Peasant girl with a pitchfork and a PHD.....



I thank god every day I picked door number 2.

Is door number 2 the one nailed shut with a 2 x 12?

[PeaceKeeper]

Originally Posted by stoney61

Is door number 2 the one nailed shut with a 2 x 12?

Yup, gives ya an idea what door number 1 was like, would need concrete for that one, a complete encasement.

[y2kflhr]

you crazy stud muffin

[Margarita]

Maybe you should've used garlic and a stake on the door? What happens in 1999 should stay in 1999, but this flashback sounds a bit undead.

[huckinfog]

Hook er up with Larry King

[PeaceKeeper]

For 11 years I have been prepared for her to show up at my job or home packing an AK47, so far no show. I hear from her about once a year under a new e mail, I guess its that time of year. She will go away, until next year.

[knuckleheader-]

Put her in touch w/me. See, I can help you out, once in a while

[Parks]

"Spring Crazies"....it's what we call this wonderful period of year where our birds get the urge to "mate" and the ensuing chaos that results....