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Old 08-28-2008, 07:41 PM
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Conversation while watching TV..

AP: Oh look! The Browns are playing the Bears on TV.

GR: Uh huh.

AP: My aunt just moved to Chicago to live with her son. He's a Bears fan and she's a Cleveland fan. I'll bet they're watching it.

GR: Should be interesting.

AP: I think I'll give her a call at half time.

GR: Good idea.

AP: Oh wait, there's a time difference between here and there.

GR: Won't matter, the game's being aired live.

AP: Yes, but will half time be the same in another time zone?

GR:
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:43 PM
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I agree.
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:43 PM
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Depends. Is it still Daylight Savings Time?
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:44 PM
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I have had an almost similar conversation...It involved a potential betting scheme.
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:57 PM
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:58 PM
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it really does say it all...
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:59 PM
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Old 08-28-2008, 07:59 PM
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:06 PM
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My better half has no concept of time zones when it comes to making phone calls.
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:18 PM
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I have to explain everything to a guy I work with...


Hey dude, it's Wednesday...


Yeah, so...


Trash day...


Yeah, so...


Think you oughta open the gate so the trash truck can get in???


Oh yeah...


Whats the combo???, 0488???


Nope it's ****, been that for the past three years...


Oh yeah...., thought we changed it...
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:28 PM
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:19 AM
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Yep... Sounds familiar. And my domestic answer would be along the lines of, "Gosh honey, I think it would be the same... probably okay to call then."
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:26 AM
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....Cleveland has a professional football team?????

...who'da thunk it?
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