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Old 03-28-2016, 03:08 PM
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Guess you shouldn't pack your lawnmower with explosives and then shoot at it.

Oh damn. Just a bit too close.

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Old 03-28-2016, 03:17 PM
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Near chlorination right there...
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Old 03-28-2016, 03:22 PM
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It's natural elimination of stupidity from the gene pool.

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Stupid ought to hurt.
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What, me worry?
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This is the reason we can't have nice things...
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Old 03-28-2016, 04:27 PM
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Old 03-28-2016, 04:48 PM
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Took him long enough to hit it.

I guess stupid makes a bad shooter.
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I couldn't even watch it all..... Crap shot, inbred kinda stupid, all around to much fail for me to process.

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No Josh....... you are the reason we can't have nice things.
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Couple of the officers here packed an old washer with that stuff.

The one shooting and with the idea they could be close to it, put some nice dents in his sidekicks new Tundra, where they were taking cover.


But it's safe! I'm an expert.
Also the same one who shot his cruisers door because of mechanical sight offset...
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Old 03-28-2016, 05:45 PM
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Wow, I would say he had a leg up on most stupid people, not so much now.
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So, how do you explain that to the insurance company?
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