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Old 03-06-2009, 07:45 PM
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What happens when your mechanic removes one bolt too many....

He says "Opps"
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:48 PM
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Old 03-06-2009, 08:03 PM
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Opps a town in Alabama.
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Old 03-06-2009, 08:07 PM
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:55 PM
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That customer drove thru some flooded roads we had here in Chicago the other day after a BIG rain. He hydro locked the engine after ingesting water and punched a rod thru the left side of the block! It also popped the lower grill out and curved the condenser in and down. I pulled the intake manifold off and water just poured out. Three cylinders were full of water. That was a bone yard engine I was installing. Total bill about 7 grand. OOPS!
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I did that on my Malibu. I drove slow, thinking would be ok. Never dreamed what would happen. Talk about day turning to sh*t. Was thinking about doing this and that around to the house, next thing I now motor is blown. I need it for work, I thinking no heat this winter. Insurance paid for a used motor.
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Its why I belong in a truck. But when I got my current job I bought a little car, and swithc between.
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That customer drove thru some flooded roads we had here in Chicago the other day after a BIG rain. He hydro locked the engine after ingesting water and punched a rod thru the left side of the block! It also popped the lower grill out and curved the condenser in and down. I pulled the intake manifold off and water just poured out. Three cylinders were full of water. That was a bone yard engine I was installing. Total bill about 7 grand. OOPS!




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Mine was just up to the body, not coming in the doors or anything.
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He says "Opps"
Been there and done that no tellin' how many times..........
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Wonder if Toots will let him set that in the corner of the dining room until he gets around to it...
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I just cleared out my motorcycle stuff from the dinning room last night. Got about a third of the stuff done to Travler i wanted to do.
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