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Old 12-28-2010, 12:16 PM
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Old 12-28-2010, 04:37 PM
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"I don't understand how it can be broken now, it wasn't broken before".
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"How much are tires?"
My reply is usually 28 dollars.

Wonder how we're gonna get those mower tires on a car....
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Old 12-28-2010, 05:48 PM
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Everything I've posted in this thread has and will be quotes from one of my bosses / owners of the company. We call them Stoonisms.

Here's another...........

You're like a blind ninja with 20 lb hands.

We never really know where they come from.
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Old 02-28-2011, 08:25 PM
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ole red is going on ebay
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Old 02-28-2011, 08:33 PM
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"has anyone tried or heard of the s&s 585s cam they have built in compresion realeases in them."
That one is actually sorta real. They do have cams with free lobes that keep compression down until the motor is running at speed. I'm not entirely sure how they work, though.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:37 PM
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This is a doozy...

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Can anyone point me in the right direction of a company that makes a stabilizer that completely stops the rear end wobble at speeds up to 150mph?
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This is a doozy...
Ducati, BMW, Aprillia, etc.
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That Lexington and Concord moved from MA to NH
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"I'm thinking about going over to xxxxx and starting a church. Those people need to be told what to think."
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At work, oil analysis, thermography, vibration analysis, and ultrasonics.

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"cool bike"............I used to ride too, when I was back in school. Now my wife would kill me if I rode"

My response.........."grow a pair"
I hear this ALL the time. Now I have the perfect comeback....

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"I just want to touch it".
And don't forget this one: "I won't ___ __ ___ _____."
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My Brother inlaw in law.

"I'm thinking about going over to xxxxx and starting a church. Those people need to be told what to think."
yeah....:r oflback::r oflback::r oflback::r oflback::r oflback::r oflback:

please, tell me what to think.



that's what is going on in this country today.
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