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05-31-2007, 10:57 AM
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Damned Wrench!!!
That's it. It's outta here.
I went out to the garage this morning to hop on the bike to take the oldest to town for an appt, and WTF do I find?!? The Wrench, wearing MY helmet, sitting on MY bike buzzing its lips and trying to get it started. It can't be trusted. I expected better from a good, Christian home. Believe me, I'm doing the next recipient no favors by sending it...
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Just another damn "Dave"  Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others. Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish.   http://sherlynpopelka.net/              Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.            *Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
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05-31-2007, 11:01 AM
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damnit anyhow
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05-31-2007, 11:06 AM
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He must have taken the bike out, I know that you wouldn't have put it away with all those bugs on the windshield.
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05-31-2007, 11:14 AM
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Uh, yeah, I did.
Lookit that one on the throttle side of the fairing. Looks like I hit a small, gooey person...
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Just another damn "Dave" Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others. Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish. http://sherlynpopelka.net/ Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. *Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
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05-31-2007, 11:15 AM
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or a medium size bird
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Greg Psalm 23:4 and the Second Amendment are enough for me. cd C:/ and then type format C: What you looking for?
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05-31-2007, 11:36 AM
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I got no dent.
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Just another damn "Dave" Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others. Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish. http://sherlynpopelka.net/ Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. *Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
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05-31-2007, 11:45 AM
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It's a reflection of my house and the sky, you pinheads.
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Just another damn "Dave" Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others. Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish. http://sherlynpopelka.net/ Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. *Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
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05-31-2007, 11:46 AM
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I don't blame the wrench for sitting on your bike...it looks like in the first picture that a large, giant snake (intertwined around your dirt bike wheel) was trying to eat him...
The helmet was just for his protection.
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  Clint Bikeless  I'm a Doof, and Damn Proud of it!    
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05-31-2007, 11:50 AM
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Now, THAT ONE gets fallen off of regularly. Dents in the pipes on a 2-stroke cost, so I got it an aluminum condom.
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Just another damn "Dave" Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others. Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish. http://sherlynpopelka.net/ Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. *Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
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05-31-2007, 11:52 AM
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BS.... the Wrench is just trying to escape...
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05-31-2007, 12:16 PM
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I agree with Mike. The wrench has become restless and needs to move on. Guess I should have warned you. Next, it'll loosen your battery bolts then the bumper on your truck...track record.
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05-31-2007, 12:34 PM
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The WRENCH thrives in warmer climates with no humidity.
Just sayin'...
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