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02-10-2015, 11:23 PM
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Are you kidding me?
This kid was suspended for having a magic ring?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbea...ool/ar-AA8PoAN It wasn't even made out of a pop tart
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02-10-2015, 11:31 PM
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Another indication that Zero Tolerance really means Zero Intelligence.
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02-10-2015, 11:53 PM
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02-10-2015, 11:54 PM
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Just fukk in wow.
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02-11-2015, 12:01 AM
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02-11-2015, 05:13 AM
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Has anyone ever been to Kermit,Texas? I know I have. . .
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02-11-2015, 08:57 AM
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Wow!
All of the school administration needs to stop drinking from the stupid fountain. Sure hope they leave their rings of stupid at home from now on...
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02-11-2015, 09:21 AM
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Oh Yeah....
My! Precious!
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02-11-2015, 10:08 AM
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And bringing to school "The Big Book of Knowledge"?
That's like giving all the teachers a pink slip...
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02-11-2015, 10:52 AM
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02-11-2015, 11:06 AM
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The Big Book of Knowledge!
Stupid rings  You go Tom, tear em a new one...
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02-11-2015, 11:08 AM
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Tiny, conservative, superstitious in a fundamental Christian way, afraid the outside world might pollute the purity of their lives?
Gotta be thankful for places like Kermit so all those folks can live their lives without foisting their ideas on other places. One wonders how on earth people with the Big Book of Knowledge on their shelves managed to end up there.
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02-11-2015, 12:23 PM
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I guess I'll be in the comisars' office a lot when I get down there. I plan to teach the grandkids all of the politically incorrect thinking:
1. Wanna eat? Kill it and grill it. 2. Got something to put out of it's misery? 0.22 behind the ear, diagonal across the head. 3. Mouth off to me? I'll give you the number to the 'politically correct office" but you WILL get an ASS whuppin' before they get here... 4. Teacher: your job is to teach readin', 'ritin', and 'rithmatic, anything else might get your a$$ whupped...
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02-11-2015, 02:38 PM
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Warning: rant ahead about the inadequacies of the local school system. Exit now if wanking is the furthest thing from your mind when reading my posts.
 Too many schools aren't allowing anyone to teach outside a narrow box anymore even if they do manage an occasional allusion to Darwin. I home schooled my daughter for a semester in eighth grade for a couple of reasons. The main one was a chronic upper respiratory infection; thought by keeping her home we might get her well once and for all. The other reason, also a huge consideration, was her school was new and all hepped up on computer technology without bothering to teach substantive information. For example: Her big semester assignment in science was to come up with two sentences about nitrogen and make a power point slide for each statement. Seriously. In eighth grade science, I was pouring chemicals together over Bunsen burners. Her school didn't allow the kids to use chemicals. I taught politically incorrect history, assigning Born Fighting:How the Scots Irish Shaped America by James Webb. I assigned a book for English that was also about the Scotch Irish and did not show the Indians who raided their homesteads as poor defenseless noblemen fighting the White Menace. I took her to Ireland and told her that the Catholics were as full of poop as the Protestants and no one had a monopoly on either suffering or viciousness. Her science consisted of wandering around with me outdoors looking at wildlife and roadkill, drawing pictures of the same, and identifying both animals and organs when we got home to the books. We hired a tutor to teach math. Roy has the knowledge but not the patience to teach math. I have neither. It was a struggle at times, but I'm glad we did it. She went back to regular school in ninth grade (getting her tonsils out cured the chronic URI) but she had learned to question what she was being taught and research dubious statements on her own. She turned out okay, too. End of rant. If I don't stop now, I'll get going on all the trouble I had getting our son into the building and trades program: he was a smart kid and the system wanted him to go to college when what he wanted to do was work in the trades. He's now a fireman and EMT.
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02-11-2015, 05:14 PM
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The public school system is convincing all students they have to go to college to get a good job at McDonald's.
I have a conspiracy theory they are getting money back when they bury these young one's under a life times worth of schooling debt.
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