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Old 12-17-2008, 04:31 PM
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Sort of like corks, right?














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Old 12-17-2008, 04:34 PM
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more or less a a dam of sorts??
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:37 PM
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Well you have several Materials: Silicone, Metal, Rubber ETC
Then you have the Vibrating variety as WELL as the INflatable Kind.
I would dare to say that you could even Dress em up like a Chickie !
Of course if Harley made one, it would be made in Taiwan and cost 20X as much as a normal one.
Oh yeah, dont forget the lube.......
or do you dOOfs use Ben gay or Dentugrip for your "Corks"?


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You, sir, are a fountain of butt plug information.
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I have nothing to add to the subject.
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A butt plug fountain?

Hmmm wouldnt that be quaint at the next wedding you attend.....
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A butt plug fountain?

Hmmm wouldnt that be quaint at the next wedding you attend.....
how about a cake like that doodie cake?
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ok...why...that is all
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Its all alittle scary really
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Sort of like corks, right?
Yes, theoretically speaking, but I'm not gonna change the initiation, if that's what you're wondering....

Plus a butt plug (wow can't believe I can type that) would look really funny in a bottle of champagne...
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Yes, yes she is, by quite a bit...........


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