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Old 07-07-2013, 10:08 PM
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Without trying to sound too sexist--this is what I was waiting for. I have to say you are easy on the eyes--but I think I like your attitude the best.

You're going to do all right here.

And don't feel bad because Scabby noticed that you even had boots on.

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Old 07-08-2013, 11:38 PM
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Without trying to sound too sexist--this is what I was waiting for. I have to say you are easy on the eyes--but I think I like your attitude the best.

You're going to do all right here.

And don't feel bad because Scabby noticed that you even had boots on.

He's really, really, really, really old.




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Old 07-08-2013, 11:56 PM
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I don't think the rules say a woman HAS to go pink, or CAN'T go green.
They just make an ALLOWANCE for wimmin folk to have an easy, guaranteed path to acceptance -- well, because we're desperate for wimmin folk like that...

Of course, I'm not in a position to make rulings on anything. Just offering my understanding.

I'd vote her in if she did a 43 ride.

Alas, sounds like she's already attracted to that funky purple smell anyway and it's a moot point...
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Old 07-29-2013, 07:57 PM
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Old 07-29-2013, 08:12 PM
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Old 07-29-2013, 11:33 PM
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Old 08-15-2013, 12:48 AM
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Old 08-15-2013, 03:07 AM
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Old 08-15-2013, 06:56 AM
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In the twisted world of purple, doesn't this make him a full fledged Doof?
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Old 08-15-2013, 07:22 AM
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Old 08-15-2013, 07:30 AM
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Old 08-15-2013, 10:25 AM
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Old 08-15-2013, 02:14 PM
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I wanna be a prospect, maybe I think but not a ZinT whatever that is and I've been told that's reserved for the English.

I work with Big Ted and he will tell me nothing.

You will appreciate that working with him I am quite insane.
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Old 08-15-2013, 02:16 PM
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This shows how insane she is she logged on using my secret password.

Her middle name is ooops sorry.
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