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12-12-2011, 12:15 PM
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DUMBSIDE RUN 3, eh!
DUMBSIDE RUN III Dumbasses Go International May 18-21 2012  Dumbass A & B from here on out will be referred to as heroes... Sounds more exciting then two dumbasses from Ohio... just roll with it... I'm bored. So, our heroes will depart the great and mighty homeland of Ohio on friday, May the 18 with the breaking of dawn and their journey will be a treacherous one. They will travel the highways of the helmeted dark lands and must barter safe passage to cross the fortified bridge of the maple leaf into the dark and bitter cold wilderness that is only spoken of in whispers by the bravest of souls... Canada...   I think I just shat myself... anyways...They will then continue their trek into this strange land, working diligently to decipher the near unintelligible language of these foreign people. They will endure many hardships and likely will be harassed and denied basic human needs cause of their lack of the monopoly style currency traded by these savages.  It is not for the faint of heart.Hopefully the heroes will be able to find a native on their adventure and in exchange for shiny bobbles and alcohol the native will become their guide. Or quite likely the native, after reading this will become extremely enraged by the heroes complete disrespect of his homeland and dump their bodies with the old man from the bridge...  Let's hope the native is good humored.  After the native is tricked into... err... hired.... um... begged into saving them from dying in the god awful streets of Canada, a local inn will be acquired, most likely through a frontal assault on the establishment and our heroes will rest for the night.The following day, saturday the 19, This band of adventures will travel this backwards land and pillage it of all it's natural resources and treasure. Hopefully take in some great riding as well...  There will be much eating, drinking and merriment... oh hell Keith is just likely to get Keithed up again and everyone will draw on him. The next rise of the sun the travelers will sneak off early before paying the native guide his due and make their way back to the mother land for safety. Do you have what it takes to embark on this odyssey?...  
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12-12-2011, 12:18 PM
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So after reading this, if you realized that I have told you absolutely nothing???.... well you are correct sir.
Pretty much all we know is that we are leaving friday morning, riding around canada on saturday and going home sunday. If you'd like to come along... sweet!. More the merrier... The part of the local guide will be played by Stoney. He apparently some how has knowledge of Canadians, so we thought he would be the best choice to help us on this trip. sucker!!! 
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12-12-2011, 12:23 PM
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for those who have never been into this land... prepare yourself... these are the natives.
 found this photo from some documentary. Seemed very factual.
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12-12-2011, 12:27 PM
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They're different than us.
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Just another damn "Dave"  Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others. Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish.   http://sherlynpopelka.net/          Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.            *Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
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12-12-2011, 12:32 PM
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Won't this conflict with TOTM?
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12-12-2011, 12:49 PM
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No-go for us. Dana (finally) graduates from college on the 19th.
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12-12-2011, 12:51 PM
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12-12-2011, 12:52 PM
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12-12-2011, 12:52 PM
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12-12-2011, 12:56 PM
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12-12-2011, 12:57 PM
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Keith and Yolkum on the loose in Canada?
I'll bet the RCMP already has their pictures up on the wall. Oh, almost forgot. I don't have the proper kind of bail money.
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12-12-2011, 01:23 PM
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I am going to copy and paste last years suggestion
MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND dumbass's
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12-12-2011, 01:24 PM
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I can cover yer bail money Mike.... I owe ya one.
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Stoney              ALL WHO WANDER ARE NOT LOST. GFFG
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