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Old 12-01-2007, 08:19 AM
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Well... now that that's clear.


We don't speak English. We speak AMERICAN. There are many forms of AMERICAN. Those down in the holler speak an entirely different dialect. Some of us here in da great white nort speak a difernt one, eh?
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Old 12-01-2007, 10:18 AM
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Old 12-01-2007, 10:31 AM
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Sign now completed

You lot don't deserve me, watching bike all night, washing them, then drying them, chasing off the bams trying to steal them, and trying to make the sign during all this.

Piccy 1......checking the spelling is accurate with no mistakes as you can all see it was perfect 1st time.

Piccy 2......The only Doof Clenas road sign in Europe, perhaps the world, or the galaxy or further.

The scary thing is, it is accurate, size and style of letter, the wee arrow (where, we arra peeple, comes from) even the background colour.
I know we spell it tyre you spell it wrong we spell it colour you spell it wrong. pmsl.

8 balls idea (does he have many good ideas or is this a first?) of a carried movable sign is really starting to sound quite appealing, perhaps along the lines of your stilsons (you say wrench) lol.

(I've got to work tonight my boy does the work I just supervise a PA for a band I enjoy right next to our only Harley shop in Scotland. I'm back about 1pm GMT so I will annoy you then)

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Old 12-01-2007, 10:33 AM
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Sign... where is the frikkin' sign...

So... the Scots invented purses for men... way to go...
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You lot don't deserve me, watching bike all night, washing them, then drying them, chasing off the bams trying to steal them, and trying to make the sign during all this.

Piccy 1......checking the spelling is accurate with no mistakes as you can all see it was perfect 1st time.

Piccy 2......The only Doof Clenas road sign in Europe, perhaps the world, or the galaxy or further.

The scary thing is, it is accurate, size and style of letter, the wee arrow (where, we arra peeple, comes from) even the background colour.
I know we spell it tyre you spell it wrong we spell it colour you spell it wrong. pmsl.

8 balls idea (does he have many good ideas or is this a first?) of a carried movable sign is really starting to sound quite appealing, perhaps along the lines of your stilsons (you say wrench) lol.

(I've got to work tonight my boy does the work I just supervise a PA for a band I enjoy right next to our only Harley shop in Scotland. I'm back about 1pm GMT so I will annoy you then)


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Sign... where is the frikkin' sign...

So... the Scots invented purses for men... way to go...
And skirts for men.

FFS pleeeeeeease soooooffttten a little it is a beautiful sign honest it is. Would you like it placed somewhere nice (not up my ass) or should we perhaps keep it as a moblie sign which opens up all sorts of new and interesting avenues not yet discussed or thought about, but I'm sure you will think of something difficult and humiliating, and am so glad I got the nice guy.
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So... the Scots invented purses for men... way to go...
And you haven't jumped on that bandwagon because.........?
















(Postscript: I just had a horrible image flash through my head of 8 on his unicycle wearing his orange crocs, a kilt, and carrying a manpurse...)
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We invented English or was that the English

KNACKERED......exhasted, tired, overworked, like 8 ball does to the poor prospects.
SPORRAN ........the thing in front of the kilt like a purse, usually made of an Americans testicles.pmsl
Well it would have to be if you want it big enough to store anything in.
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We also invented time GMT but the English stole it from us. If you lot are always late then hurry up and catch up.

Right got to get on with sign. More piccys later.

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(Postscript: I just had a horrible image flash through my head of 8 on his unicycle wearing his orange crocs, a kilt, and carrying a manpurse...)

Thanks, you had to share that image with me right at lunch time.





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That outfit wouldn't fit in very well around here. He might have to keep dual citizenship with California to put it to use.
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(Postscript: I just had a horrible image flash through my head of 8 on his unicycle wearing his orange crocs, a kilt, and carrying a manpurse...)




Funny... that image NEVER flashed through MY head.


























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