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04-02-2018, 05:17 PM
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Driving to town and back today...
Cows are out in the pastures for spring.
Got to thinking and wondering. Do cows have nightmares of clowns taking them away in the night?
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04-02-2018, 05:39 PM
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And possibly a fear of being tipped.
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04-02-2018, 06:51 PM
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They're probably just wondering why they all have to share that one bull.
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04-02-2018, 08:35 PM
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Well, it's a lot of bull...
A joke from my dad: An old bull and a young bull were standing at the top of a hill gazing at the cows in a neighboring pasture. Young bull: "I'm gonna run down the hill, jump the fence, and make love to one of those cows!" Old bull: "I'm going to walk down the hill, go through the gate, and make love to all those cows."
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04-02-2018, 09:17 PM
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Cow nightmares consist of aliens spilling their guts all over the pasture
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04-02-2018, 09:19 PM
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04-03-2018, 04:00 AM
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04-03-2018, 04:59 PM
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04-03-2018, 05:51 PM
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04-03-2018, 09:18 PM
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does the ice cream melt by time you get home?
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04-03-2018, 10:07 PM
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Not if you put it in the canvas bag of frozen 2 liter bottles. Inside the ice chest that takes up half the back of a 4Runner with the right rear seat folded down.
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04-04-2018, 04:57 AM
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04-04-2018, 12:35 PM
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04-04-2018, 03:15 PM
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