If I wasn't used to my lot in life.....

[lil Pistolero DPH]

Sorry bud, just think of it as good luck instead of bad. Could be you're just not supposed to be on the road and someone's actually got your back. ;-) get well soon

[y2kflhr]

So what color were the eyes of the chick with the perky breasts?

[DaSkip]

Sorry Russ. I wish you a full and speedy recovery.

[Backroad Mike]

Originally Posted by Dippsy

So what color were the eyes of the chick with the perky breasts?

Like you would have noticed either.

[Fe Butte]

I just hope my mention of your bike being nipple waxed didn't cause this.

[BluesFan]

Famn. Hope you heal quickly

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Droid Galaxy SIII is pretty nice

[Bone Stockman]

The "good" news is that I probably won't need surgery. The bad news is that it's gotta be immobilized for 6-8 weeks, with 4-6 weeks of PT and easing it off the splint. Assuming it heals the way the doc hopes it will......


I might be able to do the Delinquent New Year's ride. This piddly little nothing has ended my riding for 2013.

[Backroad Mike]

Well Damn. Sorry.

[vafatboy]

I'm really sorry to hear it Russ.

[fred1369]

Good luck with the rehab, Russ. Do you need someone to keep your bike in running order? Don't want to gum up anything. I almost said carb.

[Sweet Pea]

I'm so sorry Russ. Prayers sent and will continue for a quick recovery.

[Scabbydoo]

Prayers for a full and speedy recovery without surgery.


and....like others have said, then it's on like donkey kong.

Sent from my new space age communicator.

[Thorns]

Get better Russ! Dana probably has some gardening with your name on it.

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by vafatboy

A REVERSING SPELL

You want to get three red candles, and (if possible) 1 black candle. If you can't get a black candle without raising eyebrows; go ahead and get a brand new black permanent marker. Do not use this marker for anything else, but this type of spell if you can help it. Also if you have access to any essential oils, get some rue oil or get hold of some bulk rue, and a small bottle of olive oil.

A small candle holder and a clean piece of paper and a red pen to write with are the next things (again, a new pen if possible, saving it for this type of spell. A good thing to do is to get a variety of colored pens to save for doing specific spells.

Melt the black wax of the candle in a double boiler and dip the lower half of the red candles in it, making the black wax coat the bottom half. Or, if you must, cover the lower half of the red candles with the black magic marker.

On a night where you can block everyone out for a while, take a bath with either sea salt or regular salt (1 tsp. is enough) and a bit of rue oil or rue (cut or ground, doesn't matter).

Do not towel dry yourself, go ahead and air dry. (You can wear whatever you normally wear to do spells, but you definitely want to air dry.) Then, get out the rue oil or, in a small bowl, mix 3 tablespoons of ground or cut rue and 1 1/2 tablespoons of olive oil. Coat one candle with the oil or oil- herb mixture, anointing from the middle out, going counter clockwise. Do the bottom half first, then the top.

You'll be doing this spell over three consecutive nights, so save the rest of the candles and the oil in a safe place. On the piece of paper, write down what you'd like to see reversed from you; i.e. bad luck in love, financial problems, trouble from an enemy, inability to find what you need in your life, etc. Get thoughtful and make sure it's something you really want to send away. Place the piece of paper under the candle holder (it would probably be smart to put this in a pie plate or some other fireproof container), charge the candle with your desire to see these things or trends gone, and light the candle, using a lighter only (no matches).

Do this again for the next two nights, and once you're done, burn the piece of paper, seeing your life as if a weight lifted from it. If there's any leftover wax, collect it in a brown paper bag and bury that someplace far from you, or throw in a trash can across town! Then forget about it, don't worry over it, just know it worked. You can do this whenever you feel the things in your life are not going the direction you'd wish, and different candle colors can be used for specific reversals. This is for general, overall reversals.

I like this. . .

Get well soon Russ. . .

[stupidglide]

Well dang Russ.
Ok, prayers for a complete and quick recovery.............................














Now, mocking...........................

I'm quite sure that the female involved in said incident was indeed striking, and was possessed of perky, full and robust breastage, thus inducing aforementioned distraction, which was most likely well noted by your lovely Wife, who then reminded you that she is indeed lovely, (AND YOUR WIFE) and shortly thereafter proceeded to induce said digital injury, and most likely said "It'll get blamed on the tin snips, so I'm safe"............................................. ...........................................
























Just sayin'