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Old 07-17-2012, 09:17 AM
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And they pull their cigs from a flat metal container that they keep in their inside jacket pocket, then put the cigs into the long black cig holder before lighting up.
And they've all got monocles.
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:32 AM
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And they pull their cigs from a flat metal container that they keep in their inside jacket pocket, then put the cigs into the long black cig holder before lighting up.
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And they've all got monocles.
Do they hold their cigarettes backward between their index finger and thumb they way the did in the movies?
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:37 AM
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Do they hold their cigarettes backward between their index finger and thumb they way the did in the movies?
Oh yeah.


And they're always worried about General Burkhalter showing up for a surprise inspection.
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:40 AM
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:58 AM
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This.
Yah, except the held their hand in the reverse position.
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:59 AM
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:03 AM
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"It's only six months til Christmas...Yeah!!!"
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She rounded up, man.
Don't tell me you don't do it where certain things are concerned.
I mean, anything over 7 is 8, right?
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Yah, except the held their hand in the reverse position.
In my defense, I was monitoring some cigar sprint sales at the same time...
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Too funny...but I was wondering how you knew my secret!?!?!?!
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Too funny...but I was wondering how you knew my secret!?!?!?!
The tag on your pants says 38x32x8, and they look a little baggy.
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:38 AM
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