Margarita

[Margarita]

My name is Margarita. My intent is to hangabout as a friend until I get a grip on the benefits and consequences of declaring myself a prospect and actually having to search for a Highway 43 in a state that doesn't have anywhere near 43 major roads, let alone highways. If you aren't tough enough to ride on gravel and dirt, you won't last long here.

To avoid having a moniker assigned to me, I dub myself Lady of the Horses. That applies to the iron horse in the garage and the fourlegged ones in the pasture.

I make a clear and loud confession now: I do not own a Harley. I have never owned a Harley. I cannot afford to own a Harley. I have a perfectly serviceable Virago that gets me wherever I need to be.

If this doesn't fulfill the requirements of MegaGlide's directive, no doubt someone will tell me. There don't appear to be a lot of shrinking violets on this forum.

Margarita, Lady of the Horses

[Luke611]

It will be fine, Horse Lady. I don't think anybody's too snooty here.
What size Virago?

Welcome to the forum, feel free to hang around a while.












Oh, and that's not mustard on the floor. Best to leave it alone.

[RoadWolf]

Welcome from Atlanta!
I'm sure we're all gonna be glad to have you!
You'll have two respectable options: Doof Clenas Prospect, or Doof Babe.
Anything else would be ... well ... tACKy.

[Margarita]

Well, good lord, I'm originally from Arkansas and the southern girl in me absolutely recoils from the idea of being tacky. At 54, I am somewhat post-babe, but maybe I ought to go for Doof Babe since I really do despair of finding a highway 43 this season. Of course, I could make it a special project before winter. There's bound to be a Highway 43 somewhere in Colorado.

Any requirements for Doof Babe I need to know about?

Thanks for the welcome, by the way. The Virago is a 1997 1100.

[RoadWolf]

Originally Posted by Margarita

Any requirements for Doof Babe I need to know about?

You'll see here that, though highly honored, it's not very complicated to become a Doof Babe.

Let me clarify a bit though that going purple is really the only thing that risks the label, "tacky." There'll be some folks who will come along and offer you cookies and such, but really -- how hard is it to get cookies...?

[Kfengler]

Welcome from the Great State of IDAHO...

...one of my Viragos I had back in the early 80's.

THINK PIRATE!!

[Margarita]

Well, girly bits I got in abundance, I breathe remarkably well considering I live a mile above sea level, and I am finding I like this misbegotten group. Guess that qualifies me. What's wrong with purple?

Cool bike. Up the Viragos! Mine lives in Wyoming.

[swmnkdinthervr]

We got misbegotten we'll never use... you'll fit right in WELCOME!!!

[ms_tapestry]

Hi and welcome from West Texas. After your introduction I'd say you were definitely gAZINTa material. We don't have any stinking rules, we are all president and. . . we have cookies.

[stoney]

There's no life like a pirate's life! You certainly sound like gAZINTa material to me! Welcome aboard, and make yourself at home....but don't sit too close to the doofs......the smell will rub off on ya....

[ms_tapestry]

Someone who shall remain nameless Luke recently told me to look up the definition of Virago. Thought I'd share. . .

vi·ra·go (v-räg, -r-, vîr-g)
n. pl. vi·ra·goes or vi·ra·gos
1. A woman regarded as noisy, scolding, or domineering.
2. A large, strong, courageous woman.

I think you're going to fit in just fayhn here.

[stoney]

Originally Posted by ms_tapestry

Someone who shall remain nameless Luke recently told me to look up the definition of Virago. Thought I'd share. . .



I think you're going to fit in just fayhn here.

Yup. She's definitely gAZINTa............

[swmnkdinthervr]

Beware the purple stuff...it don't wash off...jus' sayin'

[y2kflhr]

never too old to be a doof babe....just sayin'

[Bill_76]

Welcome from Massachusetts! zINT all the way!