My intention

[DragonKing07]

I have tried to resist. I really have. Other forums, long rides, cold baths. But it is no good. I wake up in the morning and with the first coffee, log on here. See who’s around, catch up on things. Then off to work, only to log on there again. All day, when no one is looking, I sneak back for a quick read. Quickly hiding it when the boss walks in.

I try to be careful of the purple stuff in the corner but still end up with tell tale marks on my clothes. Colleges are starting to talk.

I find tins of Span in the saddlebags, and search for rubber chikkies and banana guards on the internet. WTF

So I guess I have to take that first step, admit I am powerless, and say that “My name is DK07, and I am a doof”

I have had bikes all my life, from old British iron – through trials and enduro bikes to my third Harley. I try to ride year round, and rode across Europe last summer.

BigTed said he might be willing to sponsor me, although that is a bit worrying, him being a Scotsman and all. The English and the Scots have always been at war. I have a green and a purple banana guard, so if he is a doof, maybe I have to be a ZINTa. BigTed said maybe a EngZINTa.

My intention is to seek asylum here, seek out the holy highway 43 and stay away from anything that is wet and not mine.

Any room on the sofa?

[MegaGlide]

Well, yes, there's always room, but this thread is to prospect to be a Doof.
You seem conflicted...
When you are sure, we'll round you up a sponsor and begin your journey.

[DragonKing07]

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

Well, yes, there's always room, but this thread is to prospect to be a Doof.
You seem conflicted...
When you are sure, we'll round you up a sponsor and begin your journey.

Doof is good. Just worried about BigTed.

[MegaGlide]

You just declared Periwinkle in another thread.
Are you tryin' to trick us?
Don't try to trick us.
We're smart!


































































































Well, OK, we're not smart.
But still....

[DragonKing07]

I am conflicteed and confused. I have tried to go zINTA again.

[ms_tapestry]

Always room for another gAZINTa. . .you could be Mr. President or you could be doof prospect. . .it is a lot of fun on the dark side. . .

[MegaGlide]

Originally Posted by DragonKing07

I am conflicteed and confused. I have tried to go zINTA again.

Well, thank you for visiting the spacious and luxuriously appointed basement.
Someone with a periwinkle name tag should be along shortly to show you to the gAZINTa lean-to.
If you don't want to wait, just go up the stairs there, out into the rain and follow your nose. Smells like rusting farm implements and fertilizer in there...

[SafetyMan]

"Look, mister, there's... two kinds of dumb, uh... guy that gets naked and runs out in the snow and barks PURPLE, and, uh, guy who does the same thing in my living room. First one don't matter, the second one you're kinda forced to deal with."

Read that somewhere..... sort of....

JUST because I like the color of his bike, I was gonna step up on this one...

Glad I wasn't on first thing this morning

[SafetyMan]

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

Well, thank you for visiting the spacious and luxuriously appointed basement.
Someone with a periwinkle name tag should be along shortly to show you to the gAZINTa lean-to.
If you don't want to wait, just go up the stairs there, out into the rain and follow your nose. Smells like rusting farm implements and fertilizer in there...

OR...

Go South until you smell it, then turn left until you step in it.

[BigTed]

WTF an Englishman wants to be a doof. Hmmm OK I will sponsor and second him and make his life a fcukn misery, huh! FFS he dosn't even know how chicky goes on the bike. No Marx glasses etc etc etc oh dear oh dear oh dear.

I therefore would like to propose that I take this Englishman (yeuch, but he must be OK he has a glow in the dark banana guard) under my wing to instruct and look after him in the ways of Doofology pending the descission of the heid bummers.

We need to find out the secret of how he keeps he whitewalls so clean.

[DragonKing07]

Hey BigTed, I think I have really complicated this.



As to the whitewalls, the answer is Lyndall brake pads, no dust.