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What do girls like for christmas?

Dear Boop,
I know this sounds bad but I don't have a clue as to what to get my girlfriend for Christmas. She doesn't wear jewelry or much makeup. I can get her perfume again but would like to get her something different this year. Any suggestions?
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:47 PM
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Maybe she'd like one of these - I know I would!!! But then again, I'm a little.......different.....




Seriously, one thing I always LOVE to get is a gift certificate for a pedicure. They're not too expensive, and most places have great massage chairs you get to sit in while they're pampering your feet!! Personally, I'd pay the money just to sit in the massage chairs for an hour!! Maybe a manicure/pedicure??
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:50 PM
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Maybe she'd like one of these - I know I would!!! But then again, I'm a little.......different.....




Seriously, one thing I always LOVE to get is a gift certificate for a pedicure. They're not too expensive, and most places have great massage chairs you get to sit in while they're pampering your feet!! Personally, I'd pay the money just to sit in the massage chairs for an hour!! Maybe a manicure/pedicure??
Yeah I bet she would. She'd probably want to use it on me if I screw things up and don't get her what she really wants....
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Old 12-05-2007, 05:13 PM
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Might not be such a good idea then.
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Old 12-05-2007, 05:21 PM
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Nope - I'd stick with something like the manicure/pedicure idea, just to be safe...
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:45 PM
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:48 PM
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Tried that, did you?
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Nothing says I love you and Merry Christmas better than a new Swiffer....just sayin
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Old 12-05-2007, 08:46 PM
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A new frypan would be good, too!
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A new frypan would be good, too!
That could be a little dangerous. Those can hurt when put upside the head with any force at all.
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Old 12-05-2007, 09:36 PM
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I hear vacuums are highly cherished gifts.
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