What do girls like for christmas?

[KICKER]

Originally Posted by Woody218

There's always this...



The gift that keeps on giving...

6-D Cell model

[Gazoo]

A Sybian (google it). Some pedicure places use them for massage chairs.

[dynageno]

A new harley!

I gave a 9MM semi-auto pistol to the AP once...she pulled it on me twice.

[Gazoo]

Apparently "no" means "no" eh?

Originally Posted by Gazoo

Apparently "no" means "no" eh?

Well, one time, she called my motorcycle shop and told me supper would be ready at 6. When I got home at 6, she was irate and pulled the gun...Of course, it was 6AM.

The other time, I came riding home late one night and a buddy pulled in the driveway behind me on his knucklehead. He had a young lady on the bike which the AP immediately noticed wasn't his wife. Somehow, in her mind, I was to blame and complicate..and out came the pistol.

So to answer your question. No.

[Gazoo]

Originally Posted by GrayRider

So to answer your question. No.

Reach for the sky, Mister.

Originally Posted by Gazoo

Reach for the sky, Mister.

The driveway incident, which happened first, I just ignored her and went to bed.

The 6AM incident scared me,..I jumped back on the shovel and left for 3 weeks.

I should mention, however..all this happened a long time ago.

[Gazoo]

Weeks at least. And is it your fault that she left out AM or PM. I think not. And I am sure, Vestal Virgin you were, you had nothing to do wit your bro and the ho.

Originally Posted by Gazoo

Weeks at least. And is it your fault that she left out AM or PM. I think not. And I am sure, Vestal Virgin you were, you had nothing to do wit your bro and the ho.

You understand.

Originally Posted by darrell

I hear vacuums are highly cherished gifts.

Gave that a couple of years ago, that worked out well.

[Gazoo]

Originally Posted by nhrafan

Gave that a couple of years ago, I got pushed in the well.

Here, I fixed that for ya.

[fxr4mikey]

Originally Posted by Lady Godiva

Maybe she'd like one of these - I know I would!!! But then again, I'm a little.......different.....




Seriously, one thing I always LOVE to get is a gift certificate for a pedicure. They're not too expensive, and most places have great massage chairs you get to sit in while they're pampering your feet!! Personally, I'd pay the money just to sit in the massage chairs for an hour!! Maybe a manicure/pedicure??

I like the looks of that one on the top !!! NICE

[fxr4mikey]

Originally Posted by rraymond

Yeah I bet she would. She'd probably want to use it on me if I screw things up and don't get her what she really wants....

that's the chance ya take, ya DOOF !!!!!!!!

[fxr4mikey]

Originally Posted by Lady Godiva

Nope - I'd stick with something like the manicure/pedicure idea, just to be safe...

ahhhhhhhh heck, tell em to be a MAN ABOUT IT,

DON"T TIP TOE around it !!!!!!!!!!!