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Old 10-17-2007, 07:50 AM
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Good Sportsmanship

Teaching kids good sportsmanship:

At one point during a game, the coach called Will, one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?

Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a dumb azz-hole is it?"

Again the little boy nodded.

Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother".

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Old 10-17-2007, 08:03 AM
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that is so true to, people seem to get so carried away with their kids sports...

course I would never be that way!
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Old 10-17-2007, 08:42 AM
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