Public restrooms. . .

[Highmiles]

just kiddin'

[route66paul]

Originally Posted by unchained

What does it mean in airport mens' rooms??

Maybe you should ask a republican representitive.

[Half Pint]

How did this just become political????

That's my cue to start avoiding this thread as well.

[mudslinger]

ive seen it done u can pee standing up with pretty good aim good luck

[KICKER]

[Heidi]

Some of zat desaster might be my folt. It's about the missing hook for the purse on the door...when my zighs start shaking doing the Stance, I hold on to the hook on the door, vich is usually so close to the toilet bowl, zat you can't get in the stall to begin wiz. But last time I accidently ripped the hook off. You must have been in the same restrooms, I vaz.
But I promise, I didn't steal the paper.

[thrasher]

Ummmm... I have a question.

Are there any witty poems written on the walls of ladies restrooms? I'm sure y'all read them even though you will claim that you don't.

Do feel free to repeat them here, though....

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Gunworks

Some of zat desaster might be my folt. It's about the missing hook for the purse on the door...when my zighs start shaking doing the Stance, I hold on to the hook on the door, vich is usually so close to the toilet bowl, zat you can't get in the stall to begin wiz. But last time I accidently ripped the hook off. You must have been in the same restrooms, I vaz.
But I promise, I didn't steal the paper.

When it comes to brass tacks it really is all about the paper!

Originally Posted by thrasher

Ummmm... I have a question.

Are there any witty poems written on the walls of ladies restrooms? I'm sure y'all read them even though you will claim that you don't.

Do feel free to repeat them here, though....

There are always witty poems. . . I read them all! I'll have to write some of them down next time, just for you!

[thrasher]

Originally Posted by ms_tapestry

There are always witty poems. . . I read them all! I'll have to write some of them down next time, just for you!

Gosh Thanks!!!

We even have a shithouse poetry thread going here:
http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...=151555&page=4

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by thrasher

Gosh Thanks!!!

We even have a shithouse poetry thread going here:
http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...=151555&page=4

A lot of it is name calling and I love whoever. . .but every once in a while. . .

[Scabbydoo]

Tonya, the BH has found a way to avoid all those issues.......


she refuses to use a public restroom.







and, don't even think about a "Port-O-Potty"

[y2kflhr]

Originally Posted by Scabbydoo

Tonya, the BH has found a way to avoid all those issues.......


she refuses to use a public restroom.







and, don't even think about a "Port-O-Potty"

thats gotta hurt after awhile

[thrasher]

Originally Posted by Scabbydoo

Tonya, the BH has found a way to avoid all those issues.......


she refuses to use a public restroom.


and, don't even think about a "Port-O-Potty"

That's why they have trees in the woods....

[Infidel!]

I have a request for the women. Will you please write my number in all the stalls you visit?

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by Scabbydoo

Tonya, the BH has found a way to avoid all those issues.......


she refuses to use a public restroom.







and, don't even think about a "Port-O-Potty"

I spent three hours at the fiber hut out in the middle of nowhere Wednesday. As soon as I left there I headed to the nearest gas station. . .there's no way I could have waited another hour until I got back to Seminole. . . (did I mention there's no restroom at the fiber hut?)

Originally Posted by thrasher

That's why they have trees in the woods....

We don't do trees out here. . .we do dessert, and cactus and tumbleweeds. . .the bad thing about a tumbleweed is it tumbles. . .

Originally Posted by txhawg

I have a request for the women. Will you please write my number in all the stalls you visit?

Okay, but if you start getting obscene calls from West Texas. . . okay, never mind!