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I don't know very many guys that have 6 inches of hair.


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I've been hitting up the same barber for 8 years. He does a good job most times.
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OK...OK...OK, Ms. T...

...we can tell how excited you are to find haircut style-type person...

...but us being guys, we do not truely understand your excitment over this discovery of yours...

...can you put it in 'guy terms' we can understand?

...this feeling of excitement you have...

...is it like the feeling us guys get when we look into the fridge...

...discover there is no beer in there, and we are sad...

..but then after searching and searching we find a few cans were behind the gallon of milk and now we are

...is it that kinda ??
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...is it like the feeling us guys get when we look into the fridge...

...discover there is no beer in there, and we are sad...

..but then after searching and searching we find a few cans were behind the gallon of milk and now we are

...is it that kinda ??
To add just a little to this. . .you look in the fridge and discover there is no beer there. You look at the clock and realize the beer store is closed and there's no way to buy more until tomorrow. THEN you look in the veggie drawer and realize there is not only one or two, but a whole six pack of your favorite brew stashed away! You settle in and post on the doof forum and everyone is swept away by your wit and charm. Just as you finish your last beer you look up and there is your lovely wife dressed in black lace and heels giving her man a come hither look.

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...you look up and there is your lovely wife dressed in black lace and heels giving her man a come hither look....
...I've seen the 'You are SO in the doghouse, mister' look...

...I've seen the 'I can't believe you said that in public' look...

...I've seen the 'go to hell' look...

...I've seen the 'you are such an ass' look...

...but never, ever, ever have I've ever been given a 'come hither' indication...

...and WTF is black lace?
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...I've seen the 'You are SO in the doghouse, mister' look...

...I've seen the 'I can't believe you said that in public' look...

...I've seen the 'go to hell' look...

...I've seen the 'you are such an ass' look...

...but never, ever, ever have I've ever been given a 'come hither' indication...

...and WTF is black lace?
What I wear for company. . .
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